Mike Fee

I used to be better at this

[horse @horsetwting]

fuck you

[Mike Fee @feefifofum25]

Just watch the final 4 man

[Paul Saladino, MD @paulsaladinomd]

Most pesticide contaminated fruit/vegetables:

1. Spinach, the worst of them all. 75% of conventional samples contained permethrin, a neurotoxic pesticide banned in Europe. Popeye was wrong.

2. Kale/collard greens. >50% contained DCPA, a pesticide and possible human carcinogen according to the EPA. Also often high in thallium, a toxic heavy metal.

3. Strawberries. 30% of samples contained more than 10 different pesticides. Contained 82 different pesticides, overall.

4. Grapes

5. Nectarines

6. Peaches. 67% had 4 or more pesticide residues.

7. Cherries. This one hurts me. I love cherries, will only buy organic.

8. Apples. 65% contained Diphenylamine, a pesticide banned in Europe.

9. Blackberries. 58 different pesticides detected across all samples.

10. Pears. 1 in 3 pears contained carbendazim, a fungicide which is toxic to the male reproductive system and possible carcinogen.

11. Potatoes. Often contaminated with chlopropham, likely hormone disrupting.

12. Blueberries. Often contaminated with phosmet and malathion, organophosphate pesticides linked with lower IQ in kids (PMID: 21507776).

Organic verisons of these may cost more but they will undoubtedly decrease you/your family's pesticide exposure.

[John Fanta @John_Fanta]

Somewhere, Pope Leo takes another sip of wine.

[The Players’ Tribune @PlayersTribune]

“My gentle giant. My darling son. My buddy. My teammate. I believe in you with every part of me.”

For Fernando, from his mother, Elsa. ❤️ https://t.co/aDKpXpJ4TO

[Mike Fee @feefifofum25]

@RiggsBarstool @TaylorMadeGolf 85

[Mike Fee @feefifofum25]

@BarstoolChief Do you still think D’Andre Swift was the worst signing from Poles? @EddieBarstool

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

Most people like sunny days, many people like snowy days, some people even like rainy days. But nobody likes windy days. Fuck windy days.

[Big Tom Callahan🇺🇸 @CallahanAutoCo]

I’ve seen it a hundred times…

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

I watch watch PTA a few times a year. Always hits harder at Thanksgiving. I miss everything about John Candy.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

That shirt is for fallen Ct state trooper Aaron Pelletier. We've raised millions for those who have fallen in line of duty. I've personally donated over a millions myself. More importantly now is good time to remind people to donate to @Tunnel2Towers to support first responders

[Ed. @DepressedDETN]

The Tim Duncan of ice cream. One of the greatest to ever do it, dependable, crazy numbers, but nothing flashy about his game.

[Cons @CaptainCons]

*and Angel Reese

[Mike Fee @feefifofum25]

WWF in a Landslide

[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

this man will not see the kingdom of heaven

[Mike Fee @feefifofum25]

@lindsayfluehr3 They’re hating!

[Mike Fee @feefifofum25]

@TimmyO11 @AdventureAqua I think they’ll be okay

[Mike Fee @feefifofum25]

Hey @AdventureAqua what’s up with your no stroller policy? You’re an aquarium not a night club

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

This looks like one of those tweets where for every like it gets they make Flagg’s head smaller and this picture is like the third one

[Mike Fee @feefifofum25]

@PFTCommenter Where’s the postgame?

[Mike Fee @feefifofum25]

3 everything
3 plain
2 egg
2 sesame
2 poppy

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

If you are picking up a dozen bagels for a group of people but don't know what flavors everyone likes, what would be your order?