the carrot man

I am the supreme gentleman

[the carrot man @feelinheretical]

You guys didn’t even watch the first movie in the series man come on

[spooky!willow 🟥 @bayoubiohazard]

The hell bdsm demons understand basic consent better than the average white man that's crazy

[C0ndensedMilk 🏳️‍⚧️ @c0ndensedmilk1]

"I'm having a great day, maybe checking The Everything App for 5 minutes won't hurt"

Alvin and the chipmunks domestic abuse fanart :

[FurryFlameHeart9217 @veltsmile]

for the past 2 days i keep thinking of this video at work and im trying my hardest to not laugh at peoples faces

[Now That's What I Call A SCARY BANGER Funnies @Banger_Smurf]

I can always count on reels for the sloppiest of slop mane

[scoot @scootykins]

this is literally what 2hollis sounds like to anyone over the age of 35

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

A “Jora Moment” is one of the worst a man can have

[Woofers @NotWoofers]

Unbelievable. Stepan the lynx in Kyiv is still a fatass even after a year of being cut off from US military funding. Truly Ukrainians are resilient.

[Sosa✧. @vvsosa]

A lot of you niggas got him beat

[Quinn's Ideas 🪐 @IDEASOFICE_FIRE]

Hi guys, Quinn here! I'll be reviewing the Dune Part Three trailer tomorrow!

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

Ok I’ve been supportive but I draw the line at killing children

[Laarrylangosta @laarrylangosta_]

*Todo Oriente Medio matándose entre sí*

Omán:

[teenage sex and death at cab cutie @ManuclearBomb]

white boy STUNS kingsroad travelers singing in perfect Dothraki

[the carrot man @feelinheretical]

You lack imagination

[Justin Gladhill @no_siesta_]

@aerendian I’m sorry, but obsessing over “mogging” another man is about the gayest shit I can imagine doing, and that includes sucking dick and getting fucked in the ass.

[mogii এ @yearncel]

If you're single tomorrow it's because there are things severely wrong with you personality and appearance wise. You're too late, everyone's already broken and emotionally unavailable. You aren't chad. There is no last ship out of here. You're fucked. It's over.

[Jetski Grizzly @Jetskigrizzly]

Liberals will look you square in the eyes and tell you this isn’t real