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When you win, say nothing, when you lose, say less. • Babysitter to Disney characters. • Father of the cutest child in the world.

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Nearly set myself on fire with a sparkler. #HappyBirthdayAmerica

[gone @GeneralWhee]

gwash?? nah what jerk what a — [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of gwash spill out of jacket] +

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@l0c0parentis

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Scripture tells us: Let us not grow weary in doing good, for in due season, we shall reap, if we do not lose heart.

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@feeltheburrn_ In fact, you know what? It's staying that way. Y'all did this, y'all can deal with it.

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I'm not even going to ask who did this.

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@margarita_shots @l0c0parentis Looks like you're going to have to live with the fact that you actually thought and typed that out. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Every time I come back from a social media break. Every time.

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@margarita_shots @l0c0parentis

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@l0c0parentis Don't ever talk to me again.

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@l0c0parentis Goals.

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@l0c0parentis @margarita_shots

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@l0c0parentis #WatchOutAmerica

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@l0c0parentis Is America ready for this? Probably not. Would it be the best thing to ever happen to this country? You bet.

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@l0c0parentis Alright, but consider this: both. #16Years

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@l0c0parentis Contingency plan. Smart move. #TheoHasMyVote

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@l0c0parentis Just election blues.

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Beginning to regret not going down the theology route. We're going to need all the help we can get tomorrow.

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My ambition is to be enigmatic to the point of being infuriating.

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@l0c0parentis @aIexhamIitson I would absolutely do it again.

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Why is a Trump support account tweeting at me? I have done nothing in my life to deserve this.