@Luckenbauer Send them both to the other parents house and have a πΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊ
I'd wank into her pant drawer: exclam. A charming tribute to an attractive public figure. βSpringwatch? I couldn't give a tuppenny fuck about hedgehogs. Mind you, that Kate Humble, I'd wank into her pant drawer anytime. And now over to Daniel Corbett for tomorrow's weather.'