Gregory McCausland

He/Him. Cis. Demi/Gray. Northern Irish waste of time and space. Chronically low on spoons.

[Incorrect Final Fantasy Quotes @IncorrectFFQTS]

Living in the UK during a heatwave is like

[Karina♡ @ujiminphoria]

FAKER CATCHING THE PHONE INSTEAD OF KARINA WHEN SHE’S FALLING SO SHE’S MAD😭

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

couple years ago, one night, i was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

[TheaterMania @theatermania]

The @NationalTheatre revival of THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST is streaming for free on YouTube through tomorrow! See Ncuti Gatwa, Hugh Skinner, and Sharon D Clarke go Wild(e)!

https://t.co/pfw42YAm0S

[Minnie @saintdutchess]

This will be live and free for all to watch on YouTube in 20 minutes!!!!

[kirsten 🩸 @neverjanedoe]

I’m genuinely in tears right now please unmute this video

[WhatsOnStage @WhatsOnStage]

National Theatre to stream The Importance of Being Earnest for free https://t.co/j92aGF09Wk

[Daniel Krynoid 🌳🌱 @DChilv]

Genuinely insane that Harry Hill made a whole sketch involving an assortment of TV stars all about *that* one bit in Terminus

How the hell is this real??

[❤️‍🔥 𝙒𝙖𝙛𝙛𝙡𝙚𝙨 🧇 (Reading up: 86) @MON0EYE]

There was that time when Thunderbolt Fantasy had a crossover with Fate/ Grand Order for April Fools before its third season released, making an entirely brand new puppet for Saber.

For a joke, its still the coolest thing ever as is anything related to Thunderbolt Fantasy.

[Emilee Honey 📚 @emhoneyreads]

“You should read before bed to help you get sleepy.” is the biggest lie I’ve ever been told. I’ll be up until 3am, fully invested.

[monie @monieflics]

thinking ab the steve rasputin edit today

[Radoge🍇🍋 @radoge14]

Remember…

[Pint 🔥 @PintLive]

FFXIV msq in a nutshell (new video clip :3)

[Hellaverse On Prime @HellaversePrime]

Kimiko Glenn cleaned it up and left no crumbs

[Naχshe @Naxshe22]

LOL!??

[Ravan @Real_KingRavan]

I don't know who made this, but it's peak 🔥
Cute🥰

[미들 @crazybabmusae]

언니들 짜증나요 #KPOPDEMONHUNTERS #HUNTRIX

[Swet Pig @swetpig]

After countless hours and sleep less nights I give you Lego stranding enjoy @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN #DeathStranding2OnTheBeach in Lego #render

[Pokémon UK @PokemonNewsUK]

Errrmm Eevee, can you not? 😴

#PokemonSleep