feizeldaniels

I used to find my way onto your TL.

[feizeldaniels @feizeldaniels]

You are not your Vitality age.

[SavannaCider @SavannaCider]

The weekend of fantastical extraness is on the way and the Don Dada of Savivi had to do what a Chief Dry Officer does to make big moves with the one and only Greg Walsh. ✨🎪🍏

#SiyavannaSA #LuxuriousMarbleCircus

[LAVISH @msalexandriae]

Baby, being hard to reach is part of the aesthetic.

[feizeldaniels @feizeldaniels]

You were my responsibility,
You became a liability.

[feizeldaniels @feizeldaniels]

You were my responsibility,
You became a liability.

[feizeldaniels @feizeldaniels]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.

Is mirrel vannie maand,
Los die Valentines dinge ou bru.

[feizeldaniels @feizeldaniels]

THEM: "SO how's things?"
ME: "All good."

Also ME:

[feizeldaniels @feizeldaniels]

At home or at work.

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

where do people in their 30s and 40s hang out

[feizeldaniels @feizeldaniels]

@mamaztheguru PSA: Stay in school kids.

[feizeldaniels @feizeldaniels]

After they file for bankruptcy,
they'll be TUPPER-WHERE?

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Tupperware brands is preparing to file for bankruptcy as soon as this week

[lindy @Lindyyay]

That was really just two seconds of weekend 💔

[feizeldaniels @feizeldaniels]

I CALL HER SIMONE,
Because she's going to be
SIM ONE else's problem soon.

[feizeldaniels @feizeldaniels]

She calls me Rizaan
because my Rizz always On.

[feizeldaniels @feizeldaniels]

It's nice to feel wanted.
But feeling appreciated is way better.

[UtianⒼ @UtianG]

Friday Me vs Monday Me

[feizeldaniels @feizeldaniels]

People that's super chatty early in the morning should be charged carbon tax.

[feizeldaniels @feizeldaniels]

One minute you're young and cracking jokes. The next thing you know, you're cracking joints whenever you move.

[feizeldaniels @feizeldaniels]

This isn't Sportscene or Edgars.
I dont take anything back.

[feizeldaniels @feizeldaniels]

Your momma didn't raise a full,
she raised me but only half way.

[feizeldaniels @feizeldaniels]

You are the reason
I don't reply to your messages.