Danny 'Spud' Murphy

Hang Loose Catboys and Catgirls

[Danny 'Spud' Murphy @FelineFunky]

YUV GOAT TAE GIE A CATBOY A BREAK LIKESAY. AH THINK A HUD A BAD PINT LIKESAY, KEN?

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

If you’ve unfortunately shat the bed, there’s no sense in just lying there in a state of self loathing.

Britain needs to be like Spud in Trainspotting, and get up and try to wash the sheets.

(Although that didn’t work out great either…)

[Danny 'Spud' Murphy @FelineFunky]

Ah kin kindae relate likesay ken

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

In September 2024, a 15-year-old boy named Krishna Kumar tragically died after an unqualified individual performed gallstone surgery, reportedly using a YouTube video for guidance.

Kumar's condition worsened rapidly, leading to his death soon after the procedure.

The supposed doctor and hospital staff disappeared following the incident, and police are now investigating, attempting to locate the man responsible for the surgery.

The incident took place in eastern India.

[Danny 'Spud' Murphy @FelineFunky]

Goat tae agree with ye their likesay catboy. And Moon Unit is a wee honey ay a Jewish Princess

[Matthew Connell 🇹🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @cuntbut]

Just putting this out there. The music of Frank Zappa is fucking brilliant. #Zappa #Frankzappa I make zero apologies for taking the best part of 52 years for jumping to this conclusion

[Danny 'Spud' Murphy @FelineFunky]

Poor Franco man. I told the cat ye cannae make a joke about they women with the cocks and baws unless yir Ricky Gervais likesay, ken?

[Danny 'Spud' Murphy @FelineFunky]

Seems ah'm like every other cat in these deranged times. No goat a fuckin scooby likesay

[Danny 'Spud' Murphy @FelineFunky]

Fuckin barry bein deid likesay.. that God felly hus aw the best broon stashed away in heaven and this cat is bombed oot ay his angelic boax, ken?

[Danny 'Spud' Murphy @FelineFunky]

Jist tellin they tales likesay

[Danny 'Spud' Murphy @FelineFunky]

Ah'm no exactly deid likesay.. jist like @IrvineWelsh takin a wee Twitter break for a wee new cowp likes

[Danny 'Spud' Murphy @FelineFunky]

The sweat wis lashin offay Sick Boy's head

[Danny 'Spud' Murphy @FelineFunky]

No entirely fair likesay catboy. Some ay they Olympic cats are big muscly drug abusers likesay, ken? https://t.co/Zm1ebsevn4

[FRANCIS BEGBIE @Franco__Begbie]

THAT FUCKIN OLYMPICS IS A PILE AY FUCKIN SHITE. IF A WANTED TAE SEE SKINNY CUNTS OAF THIR TITS OAN DRUGS AH'D FUCKIN VISIT RENTON AND SPUD

[Irvine Welsh Quotes @WelshQuotations]

Trainspotting 2

['Post' Alec Connolly @RidCoupon]

When ah pick up ma underpants oan a morning and they aren't befouled

[FRANCIS BEGBIE @Franco__Begbie]

PISH POOR NEWS ABOUT ALI. A MAN AY STYLE, A MAN AY WIT, A MAN NO UNLIKE MASELF. LIKED TAE TAN A FUCKIN JAW OR TWO TAE #RIPMUHAMMADALI

[Danny 'Spud' Murphy @FelineFunky]

Likesay skagged offay ma nut ken. Barry likesay until the decline sets in likes

[Mark Renton @SkaggyBaws]

The 9 faces of Spud @FelineFunky

[Boab Coyle @Boab_Coyle]

Ye back oan the fuckin' gear Spud @FelineFunky ?? #Trainspotting2

[Mark Renton @SkaggyBaws]

An easy guide tae voting

[FRANCIS BEGBIE @Franco__Begbie]

HOPE YE ALL FUCKIN VOTED TODAY. HOW THE FUCK KIN WE EXPECT CHANGE UNLESS WE VOTE FIR A BUNCH AY FUCKIN CUNTS WHAE DINNAE GIE A FUCK ABOUT US

[Danny 'Spud' Murphy @FelineFunky]

Ah'd love tae ken where he gits his collies fae likesay ken https://t.co/zdgKAvB0QS

[Danny 'Spud' Murphy @FelineFunky]

Goat any skag likesay catboy #askirvine