felix da houseplant

Junior co-chair of the Woke Mob South East Division. Climate, cost of living, code (learning), CPFC, prices in Nandos. Views auditable.

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@dutchbuildings Imagine if Bergvall signed for Ajax, had a child born in Amsterdam and that blond child grew up and played for Netherlands. I bet you wouldn’t have a problem then 😂

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@g__j @strongpotions_ @OctopusEnergy It’s not rare it happens to me every couple of months and I have to call and correct it. Last time I didn’t call in time and you took £1000 from my bank account (for one month’s worth of gas) and I had to get a direct debit indemnity. Incredibly stressful.

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@johnmic07691566 @owenjonesjourno The police officer walked out of A&E unaided and was prescribed paracetamol. Hardly “seriously injured”.

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@armallen22 @ammalusty Cute. The internet was created through government funding and public research, not private companies.

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@Chefbazza83 @I_amMukhtar What’s the reality here? That scumbags like Digwa exist and that the police are incompetent? Sadly nothing new.

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@Spatt25 @I_amMukhtar Starmer couldn’t comment until the trial had finished, obviously. And if you want to start a riot for Henry then go ahead.

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@Me_Is_Wagner @KirstieMAllsopp Congratulations on posting the dumbest take I’ve seen on here this year. Quite some feat.

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@denslife1990 @HJB_News__ @Keir_Starmer He’s quoting one of your lot from the march. Not very bright are you?

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@ClawToTheCore @bortinez_ I’m really enjoying watching you idiots tie yourself in knots over this.

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@oneyorkshiregay @joecousins89 Imagine being old enough to own and operate a smart phone but not know the weather varies across the country.

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@StanWil14145920 @EndWokeness I wouldn’t give a shit buddy, I’m not 12.

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@StanWil14145920 @EndWokeness You do realise free will exists and you could make this if you wanted to right? It might prove to be a waste of time and money but no one would stop you.

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@Theduke0141 @abdnreds It’s ok I don’t think he’s in Benidorm

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@JMikeStubbs @SamaHoole They didn’t write it, AI wrote it.

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@BladeoftheS I’m beginning to think the allies fought against the Nazis because they had ‘socialist’ in their name. The Nazi part was incidental.

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@Nigel_Farage https://t.co/5DnI6PvB4K

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@ZiaYusufUK https://t.co/5DnI6PvB4K

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https://t.co/5DnI6PvB4K

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@PippaCrerar @BenQuinn75 @peterwalker99 Umm…

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@TheFaccey @Evertxn Hmm I wonder what one would call a camp where large numbers of people are concentrated into?

At least we agree that immigrants aren’t nearly as dangerous as the far-right make them out to be if you think they’re safe enough to be housed next to schools.