Paula Dogsweat

fell pony

[Paula Dogsweat @felldownahole]

Leave her little notes so she knows you care.

[Tanishq (tk) @tanishqk]

wtf. never leaving this site

[Nate @thenatewolf]

My wife, sensing I'm about to pull out my harmonica, gently places her hand on my thigh to let me know it's an inappropriate time. We are an incredible team.

[LSU Football @LSUfootball]

On of the craziest endings. Ever.

The Bluegrass Miracle

[Paula Dogsweat @felldownahole]

It is so fucked up to me that you only ever hear mourning doves in the morning but they’re called the other kind of mourning. They fucked this one up.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

CITIZEN KANE was released 85 years ago today.

For all the advances in filmmaking, this shot still feels untouchable.

[project hail saturn 💫🪐💙 @z4kkuras]

At the airport

[East Bay Chris @EastBayChris]

Holy shit. The local news in Chicago aired this image.

[Tim Cato @tim_cato]

y’all will not believe how quickly “not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world” will enter my lexicon

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Really cool!! The families must be close friends. 🤗

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one

[Paula Dogsweat @felldownahole]

Ahhhh #thirstquenched #summer

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

I knew it

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

My soon to be wife: what’s that sound?

*the lumineers start to stomp clap their way down the aisle during the ceremony*

Wife: I thought you couldn’t afford them?

Me: I-I couldn’t

The lumineers lead singer who is also my friend from high school but with a bigger beard: We wouldn’t miss it for the world

Me: Dude.. *a raw sob wracks my frame which surprises the party guests, due to my profession of being an assassin*

[Mr. Honeydew @bestbuddy1998]

Is Count Dooku real? Not that I’m like “scared” or anything… I just wanna know

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Older friend in college: Yo we should throw a function tonight. Serious

Stoner friend: Hell yeah dude. Ill bring the pot and bongs

Nerd: Ahhh maybe. Ive got a test tomorrow

Girl whos been fucking Caillou: Can Caillou come

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

When my son was 10, he recognized that I was an older father and he was not happy about that, and I never considered that.

I walked into his bedroom one night, I could tell he'd been crying, puffy eyes, tears stained cheek. And I go, what's going on, buddy? Because I don't know his name. I’m never home.

My son said, I've just been thinking, I'm 10 now and you're 63. When I'm 20. You're gonna be 73. When I'm 30. You'll be 83. You won’t be around for a lot of my life. I said. Buddy buddy, buddy. What's his fucking name. I said I’ll be around for a long time. Don't you worry about that.

I'll be around when you graduate. I'll be around when you get married, when you have kids, I’ll be around for all that stuff. You just gotta make it happen in the next four years. Otherwise, yeah, you're probably right. I won't be around. He said, no, I'm serious. Dad.

Dad? he doesn't know my name either.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

POV you’re my wife cracking the bathroom door open after I’ve texted you “toilet paper”

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

She’s called “Anne Hathaway” because she “Hath a way” with acting, “Anne” she’s beautiful…