ashton

“i was written by a man” “i was written by a woman” i was written by sophocles and then translated by anne carson

[ashton @fembotic]

pure_moods.mp3

[🍍francesca🍍 @francescaaahhhh]

the americans trending yada yada where’s the love for my big dawg my og my six foot four feminist my good time boy oleg igorevich burov

[ashton @fembotic]

ngl bel canto knocked me on my ass in a way I didn’t see coming

[ameretto soap from the farmers market is back @squidgicumsquee]

It’s capers, it’s sunscreen, it’s big sandwich… it’s cheap bikini on the beach. It’s chilli oil, it’s frozen grapes, it’s the coldest beer you’ve ever had… it’s lemon, it’s greek bakery sourdough, it’s 1970’s shitty beach read… it’s freckles, it’s sweat, it’s your best shorts

[ashton @fembotic]

I literally only ever see those losers doing laps around my extremely chill residential block in admo, they aren’t doing shit except developing their appreciation for turn of the century vernacular rowhome architecture

[Andrew Buncombe @AndrewBuncombe]

Trump’s deployment of 2,000 National Guard’s troops to Washington DC had no ‘measurable effect’ on violent crime, says independent study @MilitaryTimes @NiskanenCenter https://t.co/XlOnImWrsW

[ashton @fembotic]

@laurenashastro absolutely got the causality chain backwards lol why did pbr have such an ad budget in the first place

[Seldon @seld_on]

A more interesting question than how they achieved realism is how they managed to carve this gem at all. The sealstone is only 34 mm long. The finer details are close to the limit of what is even resolvable by the human eye.

Which suggests the existence of (a) magnifying lenses and (b) stonecarving tools of commensurate size in an era without sophisticated iron metallurgy. I know fairly little about primitive stoneworking tools in particular, but another interesting thing to note is that agate tends to be somewhat harder than bronze.

[ashton @fembotic]

is there anything more annoying than someone going for a run in the middle of a tourist attraction

[Outlander Magazine @StreetFashion01]

Insane photos taken at Roland Garros captured by Geoff Lowe (2026)

[Abbi Pulling @AbbiPulling]

🚨BREAKING : first woman BLOODY DID IT!🥇

[ashton @fembotic]

china ‘25 was pretty peak, but they were all 10x better without that dumbass meta logo on the crown

[Mercedes-AMG PETRONAS F1 Team @MercedesAMGF1]

Which lid are you choosing... 🤔

[kelsey weekman @kelsaywhat]

the goal this summer is to wear the biggest possible pants. everyone in nyc is wearing the biggest possible pants. i’m in berlin now and the pants are huge

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

This is what every Arthurian romance is like

[ashton @fembotic]

@borgevino idk he might have been fired for definitively proving a straight white man could put it in the wall more often than anyone else on the grid

[John ♰☭️ @hoosier_cs]

Why do they call it a Renaissance Fair when it's just D&D Tolkien Fantasy slop. Where are the Petrarchan Sonnets. Where are the Hussites. Show me the Hussites.

[ashton @fembotic]

I’ve finished 12 but I’ve got like five or six more doorstopper nonfiction books on the run that I’ve been cycling between in the background as the mood strikes me

[lia @httplec]

quick question how many books have you read so far this year

[ashton @fembotic]

the way it feels like I’m literally swimming through the air at 7:37 AM… bring back the dmv drought actually

[ashton @fembotic]

if those racing suits aren’t absolutely plastered with logos next year, I’ll know f1 is truly washed

[ria🏎⚽️🎾 @ferra_ria]

pierre and franco next year:

[ashton @fembotic]

@mlstrat @ThursdayBeers1 I really think it’s this, bc I’m going through something similar. It helped that I lucked into an extended network of slightly older friends here in DC that made me feel a little less crazy for liking my independence

[Tom Snarsky @TomSnarsky]

Buck Downs