margaret fatwood

Lairy, scary and over-sharey // sex and drug harm reduction// narrowboat dweller // writer and ranter for hire // she, her, that weird lady over there

[margaret fatwood @femmesplainer]

Concept: flexi time based on whether it is beer garden weather or not

[margaret fatwood @femmesplainer]

Got a hot date what's the sexiest park in edinburgh

[Grace Petrie @gracepetrie]

Call me old fashioned but I think the smoking gun is *not* whether Boris Johnson did or did not say “let the bodies pile high in their thousands” - it’s that he did, in fact, let the bodies pile high in their thousands

[margaret fatwood @femmesplainer]

Had a dream last night that I absolutely wiped the floor with bpris Johnson on a gameshow that was question time meets are you smarter than a GCSEr and now I want to dedicate my life to following him about yelling things like DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT PERISTALSIS IS YOU USELESS FUCK

[margaret fatwood @femmesplainer]

In todays latest extremely specific problems that only affect me and maybe 4 other people- the key to my boat engine and the key to the needle cupboard at my work are identical as I just discovered trying to start my engine....

[Hot Little Mongoose @HLMongoose]

This is the best thing I’ve read in awhile.

[margaret fatwood @femmesplainer]

The Alba Party are out here boasting they have more members than the Scottish Lib Dems as though that's a flex and there isn't an Onlyfans out there with higher subscriber numbers that literally only consists of photos of fans.

[margaret fatwood @femmesplainer]

My favourite thing about the Suez Canal fandango is that every single male boater I know is completely convinced that they could get the boat out in about half an hour with a good tug and some rope and that is the kind of confidence and self believe we should all be replicating.

[margaret fatwood @femmesplainer]

Sometimes I shake my tits at my cat when I'm getting dressed because they are locked down and starved for attention just like me

[margaret fatwood @femmesplainer]

Local cis woman somehow grasps the concept of food containing water but not of People containing multitudes

[Hot Cis Takes @hotcistakes]

Shot (of water) chaser (also water)

[margaret fatwood @femmesplainer]

@canastakat

[margaret fatwood @femmesplainer]

I can't relate to Shontelle because I've never fit in any of my boyfriends t-shirts

[margaret fatwood @femmesplainer]

Living on a canalboat has made me 200 percent more wholesome, I just spent 20 minutes chatting with a passer by about the habits of local cormorant Brian.

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

I was always going to vote against the Police, Crime, Sentencing & Courts Bill. Amongst much else, it attacks the right to protest.

But because women held a defiant vigil at Clapham Common yesterday, Labour will now vote against it too.

Don’t underestimate the power of protest.

[margaret fatwood @femmesplainer]

I feel like minimalism and capitalism came out Pandoras box hand in hand legit cannot wrap my head around when people post a picture of a plain white wall and like a single grey kettle they paid 800 pounds for from a trendy company that used to make guitars or some shit

[Hannah Rose Woods @hannahrosewoods]

Might dress up as a statue so someone takes my safety seriously

[margaret fatwood @femmesplainer]

Like literally one email is all it would take to help ensure I no longer have to live less than 100ft from my violent ex partner, but I guess they are busy escorting football hooligans or something

[margaret fatwood @femmesplainer]

You've done it now patriarchy, you've angered Jedward

[JEDWARD @planetjedward]

Sarah didn’t die in vain for more violence to be inflicted by the hands of men using their strength and authority for their power trips!

[Elle Rudd @ElleRudd_]

Walking is the only freedom that we have right now and Sarah Everard's disappearance has shown that women can't even enjoy that safely.