pisces

[pisces @femmesyrienne]

🇧🇷💚🐍🍋‍🟩🌴🦎🍀🦜🥝

[usaama @yoUsaama]

the hill

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You're in hell. You're staying with one of those families that seemingly never eats. They skip breakfast. Lunch rolls around and everyone says, “I'm not really hungry.” There are no snacks anywhere. Then they don't eat dinner until like 8PM.

[A @lifeis0good]

as free as the ocean

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

they should invent eyes you can rub without consequences

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

when i call my cat fat, i am not fatshaming him. in fact, i am fatpraising him.

[☿ @mercurialsarah]

men hate it when we call them girl like damn sorry bitch

[Briana Shaneè @hottiebillion]

I will never get over the sun going down at 11 pm in Paris

[eva𓃠 @vilanelle_]

Cumartesi ve pazar arasında bir gün daha olsaydı hayat

[pisces @femmesyrienne]

never kys you might get ID’d in ur 30s

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Do not let men experience you. Keep them as fans.

[Heinz @Snowmannequin]

bit of an epidemic of people who basically only work and exercise

[school of yearnalism @arr4yoflight]

ppl are sooo close to understanding the concept of friendship

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Showering after a night out feels like a baptism

[༺ 𝑰𝒗𝒚 𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒆̀𝒆 ༻ @cemeteryfaerie]

Protecting your whimsy includes knowing when to be a bitch

[✰ @slowwlifee]

purposely ignoring hints so people can be direct and communicate like adults

[devi @gutsbian]

one day we really need to talk about modern mematic warfare and how the “tel and aviv” or “spiritually israeli” jokes use internet irony to desensitize the public to mass violence, laundering the language of apartheid and genocide into casual, everyday discourse.

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

love island is like what if the stanford prison experiment was porn