໒꒰ྀི ๑ ´ ˘ ` ू ꒱ྀིა .•♡

°•*☆•° sexy as fuck for a schizophrenic °○•♡•°

[໒꒰ྀི ๑ ´ ˘ ` ू ꒱ྀིა .•♡ @femmetherapy]

https://t.co/7A2iaG1hw0

snax 4 catz

[yoshimi battles a reading backlog @nise_yoshimi]

alright john lennon I imagined all the people. What now

[awesomehalofan @awesomehalofan]

I made this image when I was eight years old ten years ago

[yoshimi battles a reading backlog @nise_yoshimi]

"this shit ain't nothing to me man" actually does help me get through the day sometimes. Thank you Dracula

[bnu 🐇👽 @bunnyluvr__]

bunnygirl who says "lop in" instead of "lock in"

[wutty @wuthuh]

one day i'd like to be a color to you and other days a shape

[lenka!!🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @lenkabong]

I wish I was a little bit smaller I wish I had a collar I wish I had a girl that looked good I would paw her

[fawn @fawnncel]

don’t talk to me until i’ve had my morning burger

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

evil LMFAO be like i feel no remorse for party rocking

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

trying to warn my son about living too cinematically and he turns away from me mid sentence and walks out of the room in slow motion as a flock of doves take flight around him, im at my absolute breaking point with the kid

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

bro release me 😂😂😂 unhand me at once for real 😂😂😂😂

[tedward @evilsockz]

just silently woke up from a nap and heard my partner say “yar! I can’t find me spatuler!” From the kitchen In a Mr Krabs voice. How often does she do this kind of stuff to entertain herself I wonder

[jules @gaythotgirlson]

why does having a breakthrough in therapy feel kind of embarrassing…..like ohhhh sure i guess the answer was inside of me all along……whateverrrrr

[orph @orph_]

do not confuse my decades of niche esoteric terminally online scholarship in the schizo mines with your recreational npc meme tiktok slopscrolling

[misandrist incel @I_listen_to_npr]

*minions giggling*

"foid"

*chuckles*

"femoid"

*eruption of laughter*

[elliot @elliotconk]

Person started jiggling bathroom door handle the moment I went in and didn't stop until I opened the door

[normal user @ileakfromkisses]

dude I just had this land on my skin what the fish is that