john

{any pronouns}🐌 i hate my tweets too imagine what my brain is like

[john @fencinnotbenson]

I’ve had farts more musically talented that whatever taylor released today

Yes I signed into this app to share this thought

[Ava :/ @avapologies]

Rest in peace Jimmy Carter, you were our most Scarlett Johansson looking president

[john @fencinnotbenson]

NYE= New York Eity

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

His vision is now our mission

[Ciroc Obama @BrolmGay]

me after a 5 hr shift with no lunch

[memo @grrnwar]

i would be unstoppable in there

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

the concept being out
of summer in the heat

[Cor 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 @xoxoCorinne]

The underfunded public education system.

[linabob @linabob_]

me and bf were fighting 💀💀

[trash jones @jzux]

ok my only actual Oppenheimer take is that it’s so unbelievably funny to be watching an intense period piece and have to be like “is that… josh peck?”

[emgracedawg @emgracedawg]

happy 4th to our founding fathers

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

i wrote them into my will they’re each gonna get $600 when i die

[john @fencinnotbenson]

discovering deep trauma about myself at work!