Nellie

30, living in sunny South London. Lover of books, music, cake, my cat Stanley and reality TV. I’m usually moaning about the state of my trains…

[Joezempic 💉 @JoeWritesThings]

Me in my late 70s, getting ready to perform Fight For This Love in my care home’s talent show.

[Mara Webster 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @Mara_Webster]

If anybody asks how I’m doing right now I’m going to send them this video as a representation of my current state of mind

[Nellie @fenellaco]

@Royal_Greenwich why have you not collected my bins this week? You took my neighbour’s bin. Mine were in the right place and the collectors completely ignored them. I have video evidence of all this on my doorbell. Would you like to see it?

[Nellie @fenellaco]

Why am I crying watching everyone at the Royal Albert Hall singing happy birthday to David Attenborough 🥹

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

Giving it a cute name like "Lunch & Learn" doesn't change the fact that you are asking me to work through my lunch hour.

[Zomby Pop @TheZombyPop]

A horse was killed today because it broke its back during a race at Aintree. It was ridden over the line with crippling pelvic fractures. All so a bunch of drunk cunts could place a bet. What a fucking horrible, abhorrent way to treat a creature. For a fuckin bet. Cunts.
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[Hannah ❤️‍🔥 @Boudaued]

Can’t handle another Swiftie account calling the Whitgift Centre “an abandoned mall”. Guys, it’s not abandoned, Croydon is just really, really deprived, ok? And got screwed over by Westfield which pulled out of a major plan to redevelop the centre. There is history here! 😭😭😭

[Chris Littlewood @chrislittlewoo8]

Digital ID for every adult is not progress. It is the end of a free society dressed up as convenience.

I am a cyber security specialist. This is my take.

They are selling it as a fix for illegal migration. That is bollocks.

We spend hundreds of billions a year on cyber security and yet the volume of breaches is breaking records. The threat is growing faster than the spend.

Digital ID will not stop boats. It will not stop trafficking gangs. It will not fix a broken border.

Criminals will work around it.

Honest citizens will pay the price.

It builds giant data banks that track where you go, what you buy, what you read and who you speak to.

It links your identity to every checkpoint in daily life.

One breach and your life is exposed.

Look at Jaguar Land Rover and the airports in recent weeks. Now imagine that at national scale on an ID system tied to everything you need to live your daily life.

Here is the risk that ministers will not admit.

Ransomware seeded through a supplier or an insider:

It lies quiet for months.
It rolls through the backups.
On trigger day the register and the recovery sets are both encrypted.

Payments fail. Health and benefits stall. Borders slow. Citizens are frozen out until a ransom is paid or the state rebuilds from scratch.

Centralise identity and you centralise failure.

Do not fall for the pitch.
Function creep is certain.
It starts as login.

It becomes access to money, travel, speech and public services.

It turns rights into permissions controlled by the state and its contractors.

It creates a single point of failure for criminals, insiders and hostile states to target.

It will punish the elderly, the poor and anyone who is not always online.

It will centralise risk and outsource blame.

It will not stop fraud.

It will not stop illegal migration.

It will build the machinery for a social credit system by stealth.

If ministers cared about the border, they would enforce current laws, resource patrols and processing, close loopholes and remove those with no right to stay.

You do not need a national ID to do any of that.

We scrapped ID cards in 2010 for a reason.

Britain does not need a central register to prove age or status.

Yes to privacy first proofs. No to a database state.

[Nellie @fenellaco]

@TLRailUK We’re all at ZFD waiting for the 1907 to Rainham. A train came in at 1907 unannounced saying not in service but doors opened. We’ve got off that the train now but it’s just sat on the platform. What’s going on? Can you make an announcement? Nobody knows what’s happening

[Nellie @fenellaco]

@thef1diplomat This actually makes so much sense

[Nellie @fenellaco]

Solid advice tbf

[Charlton Athletic FC @CAFCofficial]

THE. ADDICKS. ARE. BACK. 😎

#cafc

[Nellie @fenellaco]

@lasagneinmyshoe I agree with all of this!! Awful decision

[Nellie @fenellaco]

Catherine what are you doing 🤦🏻‍♀️ #loveisland

[Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) @TheNewsAtGlenn]

There’s paranoid, and then there’s Leanne and Jake thinking 5 of the last 7 contestants were traitors

[Nellie @fenellaco]

Leanne and Jake have won the prize money but let’s be honest it’s Alexander we will want to keep up with and see on the panel show/podcast circuit. I’m sure he’ll do better in the long term. #TheTraitors

[Nellie @fenellaco]

Was gonna watch uncloaked but I’m not sure I can face greedy Leanne’s smug face. She just bullied her way though the game. At least Jake used some logic #thetraitors

[Nellie @fenellaco]

What a shame it ended like that. Justice for Alexander (and Frankie) #thetraitors

[Nellie @fenellaco]

Joe why are you so awful #thetraitors