Julius🦉

I can’t give you a tissue before you sneeze you know?

[Kristen @Kica333]

My main goal when I’m out in public is to not run into anyone I know.

[DIOR @diorasfff]

the real reason why i don’t like picnics is because we sit on the grass & there’s nothing to lean against

[𝓾𝓻𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓴𝓪.💕 @oluchiszn_]

need some eyi because I’m going through it rn rn🫠

[uniq @ethrealuniq]

plenty of fish in the sea, but i wanted that fish. i really like that fish.

[christabel. @esi_cae]

Okay but do we need romantic relationships to survive? 😭

[earn @iamcayn]

i prefer pastries over real food

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

I love when vendors reply late. By the time they finally reply, my eye for don clear

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

Make I stay away from your babe keh
na you born am?

[G @jpegrelex]

i believe in kissing so much

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

Craving the deliberate gustatory and tactile exploration of the external vulvar labial complex.

[Hazel Kaizoku @meister_kwame]

Women wanting to hangout again after their situationships didn’t work out are so funny

Go away , I found new homegirls

[ᝰ @itssmfm]

some people if you no control your body you go save in chat saa

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

dem don regret meeting me again and I no do anything o

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

Being a virgin has saved me from a lot.

[mayank @maynkydvv]

Fuck a break up, have you ever met a person you had a brief but insane connection with and then the universe was like oops wait sorry that wasn't actually supposed to happen😭😭

[🗡️ @yokemzy]

*someone’s babe

[razak🏌🏾‍♂️ @ZakTJ3]

A strong believer that your life shouldn't be around your relationship,find a hobby

[Kat 🎀 @__Katrynaa]

I’m still alive btw

[UFEDO⭑ @theufedo]

if I cash out I go first text my ex make we just marry

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

I like telling people “do you” because that’s what they’ll do anyway. No need to stress myself.