freddy

scoot over

[freddy @ferdyberny]

when someones like the homeless crisis is out of control in LA im like ok but what do u mean by that

[freddy @ferdyberny]

sometimes a single sneeze can ruin your entire afternoon

[freddy @ferdyberny]

i’m hearing word that randy fine was touring an israeli army facility and accidentally pulled the pin on a grenade and exploded and the smell was so horrible that several brigadier generals immediately killed themselves

[freddy @ferdyberny]

there is no way that band got a kexp set there are literally 500 million bands exactly like that and they all suck dogshit this absolutely has to be an experiment by one of those marketing strategy companies to see how painfully obvious their astroturfing campaigns can be

[freddy @ferdyberny]

@somethingonfire not a fan by any stretch but nickelback hate is a form of epic bacon awesomesauce merpcore

[freddy @ferdyberny]

you could ai generate mj lendermen by prompting recreate this video but make it sardonic and shitty

[𝙱𝚘𝚋𝚋𝚢’𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚎𝚕 @SalvadorDafti]

The Rolling Stones - Dead Flowers

A hick-lipped kiss-off, with tongue firmly in cheek, that blends good ol’ boy revelry, Jagger detachment and smack. Simply devilish, devilishly simple. Classic Stones.

The Marquee Club. 1971.

[freddy @ferdyberny]

a lot of plot device car accident deaths in movies are heavily contingent on the driver doing a full 90 degree head turn conversation for like 20 seconds which if you’ve ever driven a car even the shittiest drivers on the road don’t do that

[freddy @ferdyberny]

they are doing some sort of hot honey pop up activation in the parking lot of the pho place

[freddy @ferdyberny]

sometimes i have to rewatch The Who A Quick One While He's Away Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus to remember to lock in.

[freddy @ferdyberny]

oomf said that? oh no

[Josephine (👻) @JosephineDocma]

Oomf said that by the time Conner O'Malley released Pipe Rock Theory he was no longer making projects that critique the culture it depicted as much as specifically designed to feed on its worst aspects.
After watching his latest, yeah, this is no longer different from brainrot.

[freddy @ferdyberny]

i hate it when i’m the only friend of a chinese rail worker who is brutally lynched in front of me and then his ghost decides to haunt me for some reason and set my beautiful spunky wife on fire #traindreams

[freddy @ferdyberny]

heres a lil clip of me playing guitar. its the worst color youve ever seen on a jazzmaster, through the fuzz pedal equivalent of a local craft ipa

[freddy @ferdyberny]

i need this tylenol to kick in so i can drink beer

[freddy @ferdyberny]

they’re calling it the realest flag that ever existed

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: The FBI has warned police departments in California that Iran wants to retaliate for American attacks by launching offensive drones against the West Coast, according to an alert reviewed by ABC News.

https://t.co/JmElj1xjxI

[freddy @ferdyberny]

i hate those les pauls with the tiny pickups

[freddy @ferdyberny]

la freeways are crazy crowded lately bcuz they’re bombing tel aviv and dubai

[freddy @ferdyberny]

idk what coworker music is but i had to listen to a playlist all day that made me want to kill myself

[freddy @ferdyberny]

i have to remind myself to block accounts called like “WarZone Monitor” whenever they come up

[freddy @ferdyberny]

you log on here and see everyone reposting a video of an explosion or a politician saying something and they’re like woah this is actually insane it’s happening right now and then in 3 hours it turns out it’s a video from 2 years ago

[freddy @ferdyberny]

noooope nuh-uh haha nice try! ERRRRT!

[Paste Magazine @PasteMagazine]

Revisiting the 1975's maximalist, neon, sprawling 'I like it when you sleep, for you are so beautiful yet so unaware of it' means reckoning with who we were when instability was a frontman’s most valuable currency. https://t.co/PKYNFl8xXO