Cheeky Nans

Living life in the hash lane. 28yrs. 🇭🇳

[27. @dimvji]

things y'all don’t know:

1. me like that

[Geoffrey @IconEnjoyer]

It's literally impossible to explain to someone who isn't in it how horrible modern dating is

[Mo @fruitpibble]

giggling when i tweet dumb things

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

why tornados never hit banks? blow some money out that mf

[k @localdrain]

someone's hot date is someone else's weird stinky sibling. that's how it works

[꩜ @adorewordss]

im embarrassing myself for the pursuit of human connection if you wanna join

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

Always try to be helpful. Instead of saying “fuck off”, say “how can I help you fuck off”. It costs nothing to be kind.

[frick @gofrickurself]

They’re factory resetting me tomorrow

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I love when the rain is misty & you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while

[Big Sev @PrinceCharmer_]

No sundresses in sight. Just Sambas and oversized jorts 🥲

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

Being rude to me unprovoked really wakes up the menace buried deep inside. Like I choose to live my life on cutie patootie juice but it’s some four loko back here somewhere. Let’s be very clear

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

timothee chalamet looks so happy. i should enter a relationship with a billionaire supermodel with a fat ass

[lil h @hayleyrFoto]

“single and ready to mingle” is a dying art form. no one’s mingling anymore. they’re just downloading hinge

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

better to ejaculate than ejacunever

[Twis rasim @Blazt]

Lockdown immediately

[Cheeky Nans @fernandojg3]

I would do terrible things for in-unit laundry

[miia @miiagarro]

i’m unmedicated. all my thoughts are organic and free range

[corb @awshuqs]

did you guys just feel that? i turned my swag on