Fernando Silvado

I am in exile, a sojourner A citizen of some other place All I've seen is just a glimmer in a shadowy mirror But I know, one day we'll see face to face

[Fernando Silvado @fernandosilvado]

The MM-104 should now be named Berhalter. This dude just launched a Patriot missile!!!

#wc26 ##usmnt

[Fernando Silvado @fernandosilvado]

@HuntleyStrength hey! My son is playing football this year and really likes it. He wants to get stronger and bigger but is talking about training by himself. What direction should I point him to so he actually works out the right way?

[Fernando Silvado @fernandosilvado]

@chicagotribune Can’t follow a newspaper that won’t let me read it

[Fernando Silvado @fernandosilvado]

@FOXSports sucks! The way you guys are gatekeeping the Euro 24 games is ridiculous!!!

[Fernando Silvado @fernandosilvado]

@Xfinity is such a disappointment. They robo call me to inform my appointment with a technician will be delayed from 3:00 to 3:50.

The technician at 3:01 he arrives. At 3:11 he leaves. I’m not home yet BECAUSE THEY TOLD ME THE APPOINTMENT WAS DELAYED!

[Fernando Silvado @fernandosilvado]

@oFabioMan Teu cú

[Fernando Silvado @fernandosilvado]

@SpiritAirlines is at it again. 4 hour delay… that happens.. but a 7 dollar meal voucher? I can’t even buy peanuts with that!!!😤

[Fernando Silvado @fernandosilvado]

Over 100 bookings with @ChoiceHotels all across the country just this year and now I’m stuck on the phone for over one hour without a solution. This has been the worst customer experience ever!

[Fernando Silvado @fernandosilvado]

@essediafoilouco Hahahahhahahahahhahahahah

[Fernando Silvado @fernandosilvado]

@essediafoilouco No Brasil jogador fala a merda que for e árbitro deixa tranquilo. Qualquer outro lugar, se não tratar com respeito, toma cartão mesmo.

Me surpreendo com vc se surpreendendo com a Enzoanização do futebol brasileiro. 🤪

[Fernando Silvado @fernandosilvado]

@jonpeacock 🤦🏻‍♂️😂
I’m so out of it, I not only forgot it’s Friday, I forgot it was the last day of school for Matheus!

[Fernando Silvado @fernandosilvado]

@espnmma @JonnyBones He’s not wrong

[Fernando Silvado @fernandosilvado]

@essediafoilouco Coca e café não são mutuamente exclusivos.

[Fernando Silvado @fernandosilvado]

@anathaismatos @essediafoilouco Foi ele colocar a chuteira preta que começou a jogar bola sem frescura

[Fernando Silvado @fernandosilvado]

@essediafoilouco PodÊcast do Carter - Tipo quem fala Adêvogado

Cartismo

Carterlorogia

Esse Pod Foi Louco

[Cesar Menotti @CesarMenotti]

Bom dia. Só tem duas coisas que eu não como no café da manhã... o almoço e o jantar.

[Fernando Silvado @fernandosilvado]

@essediafoilouco

[Fernando Silvado @fernandosilvado]

@PedroHDSS @clncamila Ah, Pedro, tá de sacanagem!

[Fernando Silvado @fernandosilvado]

@essediafoilouco Angélica na Manchete

[Fernando Silvado @fernandosilvado]

@essediafoilouco @MarceloAdnet É impressão minha, ou ela disse “ a gentE vai campá lá na frentE!”