DONALD TRUMP: Baal, who we all know, the great patron of Carthage and we love when he brings prosperity — perhaps more even than God?
CHUCK SCHUMER: There is nothing “Sigma” about fascism
INDIE GAME DEV: I am making a game where you play as a groundhog taking the subway to work
I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,
TRENDING: Today is the first day of Pride Month and the #NFL has shown their support for many LGBTQ causes.
“Football is gay.”
“Football is lesbian. Football is beautiful. Football is queer.”
“Football is transgender.”
“Football is for everyone.”
the onion letting a billionaire write an oped for them is just fucking… lame. sorry i know some of you are friends with them or even work there but like. this sucks.
stop having sex with men. period. stop having sex with men you don't know, with men you can't verify will stay wit you, with men who want to get people pregnant, with men who you think you can fix, all of them.
Stop having sex with men. they don't care about you.