GERD girl

[GERD girl @ferngerdy]

@Martin396929701 That guy 100% has sleep apnea

[GERD girl @ferngerdy]

@ParaisoSecretSw @ArizonaJTG @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 @grok Spice is synthetic weed. It looks like herbs but has a hallucinogenic effect

[Vanderpump Rules 🏳️‍🌈 @sur_rules]

LMAO imagine blowing up your entire life to end up like this???? BYE #pumprules

[GERD girl @ferngerdy]

@brittany_broski @mattyhealyanti ANOTHER IMPOSSIBLE WATCH FROM PAUL

[GERD girl @ferngerdy]

@tanamongeau H3

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

Oh, you’re a Gotye fan? Name 1 of his song!

[jame @kloogans]

why are my only choices after death eternal paradise or eternal damnation. what if i want to suck and fuck at a chilis

[helena riley @freshhel]

I wish shrek was still alive i think he would look good in some Carhartt..

[Amy Silverberg @AmySilverberg]

I keep telling my boyfriend he’s the last man I’ll ever date and then he says, “you mean the last person?” And I say “no”

[pj @pjayevans]

Me, crying: Elon musk owns twitter now

My grandpa: I killed 87 people in WW2

[⚜️bradley⚜️ @bradapalooza]

As a Rascal Flatt Earther I believe that Earth is a highway

[mark normand @marknorm]

“Let’s gooooooooooooo” is ‘Allāhu ʾakbar’ for white guys

[s 🇵🇸 @goutful]

Within our lifetime a senator will release an eyeshadow palette

[big beauty judy @samwaltjones]

a rotisserie chicken is an SSRI

[pj @pjayevans]

roombas should go 50 mph

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

the dick sucking factory just called [lowers hat] your mom was in an accident

[christina trexler @xtinacomputes]

the liberal leaving my body as the paper straw gets mushy

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

talked about poot lovato today,
as i do everyday