Desmond Fernandes

Product Design @bottomlinetech. VW enthusiast, qualified procrastinator, mentor on @ADPList

[Conservatives @Conservatives]

Pictured: Two robots

[Susan Hall AM @Councillorsuzie]

Keir Starmer insisted his MP’s voted against a child rape inquiry vote yet he and his hapless ‘top 5’ abstained- dont ask your team to do what you are not prepared to do- it’s called leadership

Keir Starmer
Angela Reyner
Rachael Reeves
David Lammy
Ed Miliband, and
Wes Streeting

[Desmond Fernandes @fernsd]

The so-called 'proof of delivery' photo left by the driver is a joke—where even is my package? It’s beyond frustrating how careless and unreliable they are. Unacceptable! #UberEATS #uberEATSfail

[Desmond Fernandes @fernsd]

@UberEats This service is absolutely terrible! They completely failed to deliver my order. The so-called 'proof of delivery' photo left by the driver is a joke—where even is my package? It’s beyond frustrating how careless and unreliable they are. Unacceptable! #UberEATS

[Desmond Fernandes @fernsd]

Djokovic merits greater respect from the Wimbledon audience. It is not his perceived arrogance that should be under scrutiny, but rather the act of booing itself.

#Wimbledon2024 #Djokovic #Tennis

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Who’s gonna tell her

[Take Back Texas @Angela5thGenTX]

@WarClandestine Putin can recount 2000 years of Russia’s history.

Biden can’t recount what he had for breakfast.

[Desmond Fernandes @fernsd]

@RoyalMail How do I buy postage online to send a letter to Santa?

#RoyalMailFail #keepitsimple

[Desmond Fernandes @fernsd]

@AminFareeed @AvoidFoxtons @foxtons They are an absolute disaster.

[Desmond Fernandes @fernsd]

@foxtons Strongly advise anyone considering using @foxtons to manage their property to look elsewhere.

I have sent them several email, called several times but absolutely no response to my queries.

Extremely poor service (Harrow branch).

[Desmond Fernandes @fernsd]

@AvoidFoxtons at all costs. Especially their managed service, they are disastrous

@foxtons #avoidfoxtons #foxtonsmanaged

[Complaining Bull @ComplainingBull]

Why moving out of a property managed by @foxtons is so difficult! The property management office doesn’t seem to communicate or pass on info to local office. Please avoid for the future - you’ve been warned.
#London @AvoidFoxtons @Landlord_UK @TenantsTipsUK @arla_uk

[Desmond Fernandes @fernsd]

avoid @foxtons at all costs. Especially their managed service, they are disastrous

[Nick Levett @nlevett]

Perception and angle are everything!!!

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

You be the judge...

Was this in or out? 🧐

[Linda @lindaarella]

I'm not gonna apologise. It had to be done.

[BABY M @maiyajambalaya]

there are tears in my eyes LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[Almor Tech @AlmorTech]

When your code works, but you have no idea how

[Desmond Fernandes @fernsd]

Have I got it yet? Got my hands on a pair of #converse and some #fabricpaints after almost 15 years.
#graffiti #paintedshoes