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Making Italian sausage with the fam

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Agreed. RT @JordanJeffus: I would say hell yes but I saw her last year and she was so drunk it sucked...RT @CharisseSayers: Chelsea handler

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Having the best time watching The Bachelor with @maddieleah @margaretworks @CharisseSayers @car_itt - these are such amazing "women"

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I cannnnot believe they booked Bankie Banks! @maddieleah: The Bachelor is just SO bad. So bad.

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Facebook is to Twitter what AIM is to gChat. Ya I said it. #bettywhiteisso2010

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First day of work at the Capitol! #texaslege

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@Megan_reese "I'm voting for them [Green Bay] because they're the only team I've heard of..." #whitegirlproblems

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Making the decision to finally touch your nails to see if they've dried is a risky move. #whitewomanproblems

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@CharisseSayers periwinkle is nowhere near light blue #whitewomanproblems

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Zing! RT @wfullerton: Snow Country for Old Men

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This Valentine's Day, expect the finest flowers still available on Valentine's Day. http://t.co/YFwF1p9

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I need to realize that watching The Biggest Loser isn't the same thing as working out

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Best moment on the Bachelor all season - when the roadie look a like had a cameo as he went to collect the rejected Ashley's bag. Drama.

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At the Pi Phi house speaking at career night. This is strange....

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Tavern watching the horns

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@csakon I had a dream about restless napkin today FYI

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@maddieleah slow clap

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@CharisseSayers this is some legit news to put on lake Austin blog http://bit.ly/fFS15L