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i came here for the rice. i hear the rice is good. is the rice good? i'll have the rice.

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[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

If band names were literal, what would be the scariest band to fight?

I'm torn between Megadeth and 10,000 Maniacs.

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@GerardButler yo dude. If youre at NASA Wallops (heard you are), swing by the Rocket Club, on NASA Wallops main base, after the launch for some crab cakes and filet mignon. Catered by Mallards.

[Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams]

HER: I think we should break up

ME: But...why?

HER: I don't know if it's your terrible puns or the fact that you don't "believe" in the color blue

ME {quietly to self}: Cyans fiction

HER: Or both

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I'm glad future me can't fight present me, but I really wish I could punch past me in the goddam teeth sometimes.

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@Doritos yo, can y'all please bring back the smokin cheddar bbq Doritos? I really think it would make the world a better place. #savethechildren #makeadifference #loveisabattlefield #smokincheddarbbqdoritos

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@HexTCG hey I cant seem to find any solid answer to this, although I may have overlooked it somewhere. Is there way to transfer my account from ps4 to pc/steam? I'm getting a computer soon and was curious.

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@AndrewWK Maybe someday it will be a beautiful party reality!

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@heydaveybaby Like he's saying that he misses spending time with you and wants you in his life, but doesn't want the romance/physical part. "I just wanna be friends" but actually more meaningful and endearing.

[🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 @WheelTod]

How to tell you’ve had a successful business meeting:

1) You ate free food
2) You said one thing that was confusing enough to sound intelligent
3) You left with no assigned action items

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Had the partiest dream that I was at an @AndrewWK concert with a bunch of friends, met him, danced. Woke up. Tried falling back asleep to keep it going, but im too hyped from it to fall asleep. #catch22

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I am hopeful. I love.

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If Carly could cook quail in her cooch, how quickly could she cook that quail in her cooch?!

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

Titles I‘d fully believe were British TV shows:

Beamish and Quigley

The Quite Corking Quiz Show

Shan’t We Tell the Vicar?

A Bee’s As Good As A Bonnet

Up Your Arse, Alistair!

That Isn’t How We Do It in Lincolnshire, That Isn’t How We Do It At All

Just Joanna Lumley

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

People always think it would be cool to be friends with ghosts but probably a lot of those ghosts would be racist

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

Hat: Not only will I warm your head, I will keep the sun out of your eyes, too.
Me: What's in it for you
Hat: You have to let me make your hair look dumb

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If anyone disagrees with this, just go to a Hardee's/Carl's Jr. between 5 and 10am and you will 100% see for yourself. The handful of younger people are respectful and courteous and the old folks are constantly complaining and belittling the employees.

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As someone who's worked in the service insustry for nearly 2 decades, I can without a doubt state that baby boomers have the least respect, manners, humility, and empathy of any demographic. But yeah, millenials are the entitled, complainy ones.