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they/them 🖤🤍💜 old enough to have had a paid lj, young enough to have an insta (profile art by James Jean)

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@tudorgrrrl @dieworkwear Evidence? Who needs evidence? You can just say any old shit online for FREE!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

35 years ago today, 'WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT' released in theaters.

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They are both brilliant and have huge blind spots and each would think the other is a complete dumbass.

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Selene “I’ve dedicated my life to the Order what do you MEAN we’re the bad guys” von Esper needs to meet Lucretia “I’ve dedicated my life to saving the world what do you MEAN we’re the bad guys” Adventurezone.

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@TribFarcePod merch ideas

https://t.co/PIi07IobyT

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@TribFarcePod need any of these? Im at a thrift store, dont worry.

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WIPs never die, sometimes they get updated more days later than there are words in the work.
https://t.co/DJMx5t1Cgv
#theuntamedfanfic

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Have any of the @CastofThrones folks read “Priory of the Orange Tree”? I’m about halfway thru and it has a very “what if GoT was queer and had no rape” vibes. Still tons of intrigue, murder, and dragons!

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Me, opening up Viki, thinking I’ll rewatch CQL. ^_^
Minutes later, rewatching #LegendofFei for the third time. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I’m too drunk for Halloween.

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I am so effin ready for @TheZoneCast #SteepleChase merch. Neon retro theme park inspired? HELL YES GET ON MY BODY

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@TribFarcePod I have def heard the word “twitterpated” before - like a romcom heroine who’s goofy over a guy. I have no proof of this but feels like a word from old Nancy Drew novels.

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“It’s one of the biggest christian fiction books, other than the bible!” I am wheezing @TribFarcePod

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@TribFarcePod if you haven’t yet, ya’ll should check out @VileVirginia’s miniseries on the Falwells. Seems right up your alley.

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How am I supposed to do housework today when I’ve caught up on all my podcasts? 😭😭😭

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Oh my god I've drawn like five different muppets x mdzs things

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What the fuck is wrong with me

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if I were victor frankenstein I would have simply said "oh hey" when the creature first turned his unspeakable visage upon me

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“Jesus said ‘turn the other cheek,’ my good bitch!” @JenniferCheek continues to be the funniest woman on @TribFarcePod

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#BLACKPINK ‘Pink Venom’ DANCE PRACTICE VIDEO

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