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@kairyssdal P;pn

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@ascannerburkely Ephemeral is good too

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So did Pauly Shore just ad lib all those movies he was in or what?

[Ms Good Good @triniliciousd]

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.

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@NPRinskeep @MorningEdition @NPR Steve, you finally got me to donate to NPR!

[Steve Inskeep @NPRinskeep]

For about six years I've been asking Donald Trump for an interview. It never happened until the former president came on the line today. Tomorrow on @MorningEdition we'll hear what he said, up to the moment that he hung up on me. @NPR

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

All Americans should have face masks that will keep them safe. I will be introducing legislation tomorrow for N95 masks to be sent to every household in the country. This will save lives and reduce health care costs.

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The former president tried to incoherently ramble through an interview with NPR's Steve Inskeep @NPRinskeep. And then he ran away. 😂 It's such a thing of beauty. Almost as good as Frost v Nixon https://t.co/T1jpSPy8Sy

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I must have misspelled symptoms somehow

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My autocorrect changed "they killed covid without developing symptoms" to "they killed covid without developing sympathy" and it's a touch dramatic but I like it.

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Anakin: May the force be with you, master.
Obi-Wan: And you as well, my padwan.
Jeff: Later, Vader!

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

PLEASE HELP! February 14th, 2018 my daughter Jaime was murdered in school as a Freshman. Tonight, I am a dad who will go to the graduation that should have been. Let's send a message to Washington DC by making #DadsForGunSafety the # 1 hashtag with over 1,000,000 RT's.

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Cicadas should have been called "cicadadadaDADaDaDADADADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

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Are these times precedented yet?

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@TheMoCoShow I heard that bobcat!! Saturday night in Wheaton around 10:15pm. I thought I was going out of my mind. Everyone said it was a fox but you never forget a sound like that. It's blood curdling.

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To better years from bitter days.

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My favorite part of the holiday season is when Dean Martin shows up at your door with popcorn and is reluctant to go back home.

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@mistersql Instant JazzFest!

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@mistersql I don't know but this is already beautifully accurate

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"This clown" 😂