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Everything I say reflects the opinion of my employer. retweet = endorsement (he/him)

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My enemy built a sidewalk library box in O-Block for THEY’RE Eagle Scout project. I think it was a bit tasteless but the fact that THEY’RE my enemy might lead to some bias.

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“A watched pot never boils,” I say to the man peeping at me through the gloryhole between our stalls.

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@yellohyperballs

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Gay guy that fuels his Kabbalah magic with the energy from Twitter discourse: t4t stands for trade for trade btw 💅

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I shaved my bush to see Fcukers live, but half way through the show they started a “free diddy” chant which began to make me question why a shaved pubic region is desirable for some.

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(The Erotic Time Traveler) When’s pussy is this

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A woman gingerly struts towards an old princess costume she used to flaunt around in as a child. “Womanhood will hit you like a freight train. Funny how it’s often likened to a flower.” She murmurs to herself.

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@girlbuggin Facts, you’re more like wonder woman 🧍‍♀️

[jacey @erikatheecasier]

. @jonimitchell really girl? 🤦‍♀️

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Darkness cannot survive in the presence of light. Now put THAT between 2 buns & eat it

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@crackopenitsrea @mscgww Fun fact: the word “bellend” is spelled that way because the letters can be rearranged to make an illustration of a phallus in the midst of ejaculation!

Yours truly,
The Dionysian Mind

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@mazzypopstar And the fact that Addison Rae is doing the exact same thing to much homosexual acclaim…….

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@mscgww BANGS!!!!

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@royblair Shout out to the homegirl Astrid ☝️

[club reefah don @TisaKorean]

Either you A1 or No 1

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Oh… that’s a riverdale spoiler on my timeline… okay…

[Yaffa the Lesbian Witch🖖 @archaicf0ssil]

Obsessed with how Riverdale introduced Betty's gay serial killer brother only for him to not actually be her brother and then when Betty's real brother is introduced he's also a gay serial killer and he's dating the gay serial killer fake brother

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@honorableEnote If I said I know exactly who you’re talking about 🙈

[Club Chalamet 💫 @ClubChalamet]

Happy Pride Month! The Chalamet fandom is particularly special because we have a large gay fanbase due to the critically acclaimed performances of Timothée Chalamet in his Oscar nominated role as Elio in 'Call Me By Your Name', and his haunting and brilliant performance as bisexual Lee in 'Bones and All'. Now more than ever, we need to show support to the 🏳️‍🌈 flag because especially in the US, with the current administration demonizing DEI initiatives, this has gravely impacted the queer community when they need support the most in these trying times.

And unfortunately, for this year's #PrideMonth, major organizations that used to sponsor Pride events, have backed away due to their newly adopted anti-DEI stance and have abandoned the queer community. I've always took pride in my kinship with the queer community, most particularly with gay men because they've always gravitated towards me for trust, safety, and friendship (ie. the Arts and Gossip🤗)! One of my bestie gay friends is like a big brother to me and he has enriched my life in ways I can't explain.

Know that you're all loved and that a LOT of good humans will join you in celebrating Pride Month! 🫶🏽🏳️‍🌈

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How come it’s always the most ungrateful people that are calling their moms narcissists?

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@zackfox can you do this to me at Bard College tonight?