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i think, therefore i tweet (or whatever descartes said)

[The Dread Bunny @jpvanhoy]

Not even close.

The best thing to do is stand sideways to the incoming force, spread your legs as FAR as they will physically go apart…

Then bend over, put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye, because there isn’t jack, Jim, or John shit you’re going to do against that kind of force. Unless you happened to already be 99% of the way there, and could get just a little higher up the side wall in time, you are well and truly fucked.

[Tired @_crustbag_]

“I feel the light betray me” is such a fucking perfect line. Goes just as hard now as it did when I was in middle school tbh

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Driftveil City Dancing Lizard (2018)

[fɘb @ffebeh]

probably one of those pirated dora or spongebob cds my dad used to get all the time

[Pop Base @PopBase]

44 years ago today, the first CD was produced.

What is the first CD you owned?

[rye @v_osamu]

everything has been pissing me off 😡😡😡😡 #angrytwt #madtwt #furioustwt #pissedofftwt #enragedtwt

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

can't stop smiling in inappropriate situations forgive me father for i have grinned

[fɘb @ffebeh]

the end of oak street (2026) - 5 people

[fɘb @ffebeh]

movies with the smallest audiences i’ve ever attended, a thread:

[fɘb @ffebeh]

good luck, have fun, don't die (2026) - 4 people

[puy 𓂆 @bebeqbelur]

ngapain orang mau menghindari zina kok kudu banget dengan cara menikah... meninggal kan bisa

[fɘb @ffebeh]

@T3RIP4NG and where is comme des garçons

[djoomf @djoomf]

I’ve watched this like at least 50 times now lmao

[fɘb @ffebeh]

@hasief idk. watching him casually munch away on that popcorn throughout the tour, even while engaging with the staff, is rather telling

[Hasief Ardiasyah @hasief]

I pity the staff who felt compelled to put all that money and effort into sucking up to this unworthy narcissistic buffoon

[fɘb @ffebeh]

u got me in the first half ngl

[isashy ݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ @igemwayo]

jujur aku se7 sm yg di foto. buat apa nikah kalo suami gamau hamil dn memutuskan untuk childfree? walau gajiku umr aku mau kita punya anak byk, byk anak byk rejeki. pokonya pulang kerja rumah udh hrus beres, anak udh hrs mandi, dn suamiku udah harus wangi. atau aku akan poliandri

[Storch ☆🪽 @drowning_storch]

What the actual fuck are we doing here 😭😭

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Gum technology has completely stagnated. No progression in decades. The flavor should last minimum 8 hours by now. Ludicrous

[fɘb @ffebeh]

@_doppii_ sugra dep

[conor @conor_brn]

It must feel good as fuck to be an old man and dawdle around holding your hands behind your back

[fɘb @ffebeh]

hopefully evil dead wrath is better tho

[fɘb @ffebeh]

evil dead burn (2026) had me cackling throughout bc these deadites are freaky as hell

[fɘb @ffebeh]

its safe to say evil dead (2013) is still the best reboot, followed by evil dead rise (2023), and this one comes in last