Hasief Ardiasyah

Performative old creep. Sarcasm is my love language. Freelance writer, translator and editor. 60 percent of the time it works every time.

[Hasief Ardiasyah @hasief]

Halo, ini halaman baru saya di @karyakarsa_id. Silakan buka bagian Info untuk lebih jelasnya, dan selamat menikmati. https://t.co/0TS0aGqPB0

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

@elonmusk put the audio post feature back on this app. Thanks, you hairless no-neck havin, chimpanzee. Face look like it was drawn from memory. When u swim on ur back at the beach shit look like a man o’ war. Hourglass ankles. Not tryna be mean though sorry.

[Hasief Ardiasyah @hasief]

Thanks, but I would rather miss anything to do with that talking nutsack

[tempo.co @tempodotco]

In Case You Missed It: Teddy Indra Wijaya Jadi Penulis Karya Terbaik Seskoad 2026

[Denis B. Huppert 🇫🇷 @dennisbhooper]

Album cover for a scary seeming band your older sibling listens to and then you finally play the album one day and it’s just ska

[KUNTARI @teslamanaf]

TODAY IS THE DAY!!!

KUNTARI at the mighty BERGHAIN tonight 🔥🔥🔥

Kacau sih ga sabar bunyi kampungan kuntari dipake di sound system terbaik dunia 😍😍😍

[Hasief Ardiasyah @hasief]

This feels like the inspiration for a certain presidential sidekick: https://t.co/6MMFAOtP5H

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

I have forgotten loved ones’ birthdays, the names of old classmates and even core memories, but I will always remember that it was on May 30, 2020 - six years ago today - that French DJ David Guetta ended racism forever.

Shoutout to his family.

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

It looks like you may have chosen two photos of me for your twote @PopBase

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

In January, at the World Economic Forum, Jared Kushner presented a “Master Plan” for the future of Gaza. Kushner’s slideshow featured glossy images of coastal skyscrapers, a new tourism district with 180 towers, an airport, a seaport, and industrial complex zones. A phased reconstruction timeline promised to transform “New Rafah” and “New Gaza” into modern metropolises. The Master Plan was shared as part of the establishment of President Donald Trump’s so-called Board of Peace.

“Tellingly, the Davos slideshow just briefly mentioned basic services like water, electricity, and sewage for Palestinians in war-decimated Gaza,” writes Mohammed R. Mhawish. “Kushner’s presentation mentions Palestinians in the context of ‘demilitarization principles,’ claiming this process will be ‘led by Palestinians, internationally verified.’ The Palestinian public were not involved, not even consulted, in the drafting of these visions. Almost every decision about where they will live, how they will move, and what kind of life they may rebuild was made without them.”

From the perspective of Nour Alsaqqa, a media and communications officer in Gaza, it’s obvious that the Board of Peace’s proposals aren’t meant to restore life in Gaza. Rather, they serve interests that are mostly American, Israeli, and Gulf in character.

Over the past several months, Mhawish spoke with U.S. officials, legal scholars, and political analysts to understand the hierarchy of power within the Board of Peace and how its decisions are being made. Read his full report on what the proposals really mean for the future of Palestine: https://t.co/Pyi1e20q9h

[Hasief Ardiasyah @hasief]

17.800 to the dollar only affects thee and not me

[tempo.co @tempodotco]

Prabowo dan rombongan menginap di Hotel Four Seasons George V. Total tarif kamar mereka mencapai Rp 5,8 miliar.

#TempoPlus

[Yusuf / Cat Stevens @YusufCatStevens]

Arsenal won the Premiership, a dream come true... now dreaming about the world as one - and all war criminals arrested and tried

[Nesrine Malik @NesrineMalik]

I travelled to Qatar and hung out with and around the trilingual Palestinian pop phenomenon Saint Levant. This Guardian long read is about his story, but also the contemporaneous solidarity and policing of Arab culture since 2023.

https://t.co/ngEMrf1qLO

[Hasief Ardiasyah @hasief]

The way things are going, he’s going to talk to himself in the mirror and then instruct schools to teach Indonesian.

[Hasief Ardiasyah @hasief]

Was supposed to be a five-member boyband but he scared the other guys away

[Maxime @gagitutem]

Kasih caption untuk foto ini plis gw gakuat ama pose bunda 😭😭

[The Coral @thecoralband]

To accompany ‘388’, we’ve put together this Spotify playlist of tunes we were listening to while making the album

Listen to ‘Catcher Spirit’ here: https://t.co/xehUNJBH5c

[Theo Kahler @tckahler]

Runner’s World asked Zohran Mamdani some questions about his experience running the NYC Marathon.

Was not expecting him to say he ripped a cigarette mid-race.

[Laze @Laze92_]

Gue yakin semua bahasa di muka bumi cocok buat ngerap,
Kalo alasan teknis kayak jumlah suku kata, flow, bahasa bukan kendala.
Suka atau ngga suka itu preferensi tapi kalo Bahasa Indonesia bikin lagu rap jadi "Cringe",
Itu pola pikir yang harus diubah.

[Fr. Harrison Ayre @FrHarrison]

pov: you’re a priest who just asked ChatGPT to write your Sunday homily

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

mind your own fucking business

[Hasief Ardiasyah @hasief]

Talks a good game for the people when he’s campaigning, does the complete opposite when in charge.

A true politician.

[Prabowo Subianto @prabowo]

14. Anggaran perjalanan dinas: Rp. 20 T per tahun. Ini pemborosan. Harus dicoret. Jika saya presiden, tidak boleh pejabat RI plesiran ke LN.