Hasief Ardiasyah

Performative old creep. Sarcasm is my love language. Freelance writer, translator and editor. 60 percent of the time it works every time.

[Hasief Ardiasyah @hasief]

Halo, ini halaman baru saya di @karyakarsa_id. Silakan buka bagian Info untuk lebih jelasnya, dan selamat menikmati. https://t.co/0TS0aGqPB0

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

RIP Patrick Stewart. What an actor. I still can’t believe he agreed to do this scene. And he didn’t even mind when I ruined every take. Legend.

[Rian Johnson @rianjohnson]

So I recently badgered my cinematographer @steveyedlin into making my ideal iPhone still camera app. It shoots RAW, bypasses the iPhone's look processing and instead uses the same image processing we use on our movies. https://t.co/makZzhFd2Q

[Hasief Ardiasyah @hasief]

@pangeransiahaan @pandji Gue malah kesusahan kalau diminta kasih daftar pertanyaan sebelum wawancara 😄

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

It’s 31 years since one of the greatest goalkeeping displays in Premier League history.

Vinnie Jones between the sticks at Newcastle.

Safe hands.

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

On Arsene Wenger’s birthday, a reminder of his epic battles with his arch-nemesis.

We’re not talking about Sir Alex. We’re not talking about Jose. We’re talking about that bastard zip on his big winter coat...

[Hasief Ardiasyah @hasief]

I’m totally fine with the fantastical elements of Street Fighter, less so with the characters listening to songs which weren’t even around in 1993 (the movie’s setting).

[Hasief Ardiasyah @hasief]

The greatest contribution Soemitro Djojohadikoesoemo could’ve made for this country was having a vasectomy and going child-free.

[Hasief Ardiasyah @hasief]

What do you get the 75 year old who has everything?

Instant retirement, at the very least.

[Hasief Ardiasyah @hasief]

Prabowo Subianto is the Donald Trump of Indonesian presidents.

[Hasief Ardiasyah @hasief]

This government is as useful as a ventilated condom yet still insists on screwing everyone over.

[Hasief Ardiasyah @hasief]

I’m co-hosting the Q&A section of @ZATPP’s Crazy Life CD launch party tomorrow evening at Little League.

It’ll also be Zeke Khaseli’s last gig with the band this year but they’ll still be playing live while he’s away.

New merch on sale too. Details:

https://t.co/s5oxrtNugv

[Hasief Ardiasyah @hasief]

@snoopiette You ought to start panda-ing

[TURNSTILE @TURNSTILEHC]

WASHINGTON D.C. - FREE SHOW - 3pm - OCTOBER 24

All donations will go to Human Concern International, divided equally among its humanitarian efforts in Palestine, Sudan, and Lebanon.

Visit https://t.co/k9DLcWhTyV to donate and for more info.

[St. Vincent @st_vincent]

jakarta! coming back for @lalalafestival 2027
https://t.co/fkTzMQHXGO

[Hasief Ardiasyah @hasief]

@madison_tayt It's like they steal everything except the bathroom

[Hasief Ardiasyah @hasief]

It’s a shame about Ray.

https://t.co/WNb1R8w8gS

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Chuck D: “This concert is not by Ed Sheeran’s promoters. Free Palestine, free Haiti, and please free a closed mind”

Flavor Flav: “And fuck Donald Trump!”

[Hüseyin Dogru @hussedogru__]

"The victims were beheaded with swords. They were mutilated, hacked and slaughtered."

Bambang went to look for his uncles. He found headless bodies.

West Germany knew about the Genocide in Indonesia 1965.

They paid for it.

Watch Documentary: https://t.co/LVvJ6g9UGk

[Joyland Festival @joylandfest]

The picture is complete. 💚🕊️

Our complete lineup for #JoylandSessions26 is here! ✨

[Hüseyin Dogru @hussedogru]

My investigation & documentary are out:

61 years ago, the Indonesian army used a failed coup to wipe out the Communist Party. Up to 3 million were murdered.

Germany's own files show how they backed the killing.

8 languages. All documents, free: https://t.co/P7OIZg021N