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CTO as a service

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@TheJackForge here's mine

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Cloudflare is down. I came here to vent. Thanks.

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I'm totally Majin kuu

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Integración tests are mostly F5 in production

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@gustavoquijadab Doctor, me puede seguir para enviarle un mensaje?

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@gustavoquijadab podría seguirme para enviarle un mensaje por interno, por favor?

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"You created this app in 2018 it so I believe you should patch it for free forever...".
I wonder if God is asked for patches to creation this long after EOL. I hean... he's was the lead developer.

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Does anyone care about endargement status of Geralt kills? Cause I do side with some monsters.

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There's not enough people praising @opera for solving the "multimessagging app" problem seamlessly and for free. (but I'd sttill like to have it sync bookmarks and pass two ways with chrome)

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@freekmurze Pest leverages the visual cues so fine. And it will become such a pivot the more TS and PHP8 figure out type interoperability

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My superpower is feeling happy for other people happyness. So basically I can chip in on kickstarters and then go back feelling happy for other people that are happer than me
Because this isn't a race you know
Cuz I would have lost already.

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SQLite is like:
- windows functions? sure we've had those since alpha release.
- Json? dude we run a mongodb inside each row.
- Spatial queries, yes, you don't know when you'll have an ST_Intersects emergency.
- Dropping FKs? you mean like dropping the DDBB?

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Estoy lushando por una casa.
Oye y no será mejor trabajar por una casa?

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What if pyromancers were tasked to deal with the white walkers?
I mean, I dunno how to lure them to the Great Sept of Baelor, but implementation details aren't important

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@CEspinozaQ @Cooperativa ahora siento que soy el único que está trabajando y tomando a la vez este fin de semana

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@blairjersyer @enunomaduro it's a binary. Specifically, a jpg depicting the words "load diff"

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@enunomaduro Me everytime I run pint. :shrug

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@sallykatcodes That would introduce some unnecessary coupling

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@efeortega Chúpalo Musk!

No pues don Elon, no me refería a ud. Me refería a Jovan Musk, el que vende colonia

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@jeffrey_way "The best feature is the one you don't do."

Helping the product owners trim the requirement to its core trumps coding right away, no matter how good you're at it.

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@lukeed05 @mest_yo I was just showing a contrived example. Using void is the right answer, IMHO.

For some strange reason, the compiler is happy with anything I put after void.

function division(a:number,b:number): number|void|boolean {
if (b!==0) return a/b
}

https://t.co/krX4HmkvvK