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skrull: *transforms to look like johnny*
johnny: ok, are you like BLIND? you look nothing like me. first off, I'm way taller. secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I'm a constant 10.

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alicia: ben, I'm sad.
ben: *holds out arms for a hug* it’s going to be okay.
johnny: peter, I'm sad.
peter, nodding: mood.

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sue, banging on the door: doom! open up!
victor: well, it all started when I was a kid...
reed: no, she meant-
sue: let him finish.

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franklin: favorite horror movie?
johnny: it
ben: saw
sue: annabelle
reed: high school musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

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johnny: if I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
franklin: strong.
jennifer: weak.
sue: an idiot, is what you are.

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reed: isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
sue: plane tickets?
ben: concert tickets?
johnny: uhm, prostitution?
reed, holding his broken frames: glasses.

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sue: i just ended a thirty year relationship.
ben: i'm so sorry. are you okay?
sue: huh? oh yeah, i'm fine. it wasn't my relationship.
*reed and victor fighting from across the room*

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reed: you're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
sue: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
reed: absolutely not.

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@LivingLikLarry7 yeah, that would actually be great!

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sue: dammit, johnny!
johnny: what?! it wasn’t me!
sue: sorry, force of habit. dammit, ben!
ben: not me either.
sue: oh...then who set the house on fire?
reed: *whistles*

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johnny: what’s up? I’m back.
peter: I literally saw you die. you died. you were dead
johnny: death is a social construct.

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johnny: how stupid do you think I am?!
ben: you really want an honest answer to that?

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franklin: the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing her name to valeria richards.

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reed, as a child, reading his school assignment out loud: I love my library because...
reed, mouthing words while writing: I love reading, fuck you.

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peter, peeling a banana: may I take your jacket, sir? hahahaha.
johnny: do you think other people can’t hear you?

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bentley: imagine stabbing someone with this hot knife. *shows picture*
dragon man: it would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
valeria: if you want information it is
alex: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

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johnny: new year, same me. because I'm perfect.

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valeria: alright, listen up you little shits.
valeria: not you, uncle victor. you’re an angel and i’m thrilled you’re here.

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sue: listen, i hate saying i told you so.
johnny: you love saying "i told you so."
sue: i do.

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franklin: what is love?
sue: an emotional minefield.
reed: a neurochemical reaction.
ben & johnny: baby don't hurt me.