nervik

skit glunt

[Jane Schoenbrun @sapphicspielbrg]

Saying it here like I have before — I have a rly fun idea for that certain reboot someone pls call me

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Each night I fall asleep then awake as an English longbowman at Crecy and kill hundreds of French knights. I try not to hit the horses but… gods, their screams

Therapist: And this is a result of the-

Deal with the demon, yes.

Therapist: I see. And was playing new Vegas again for the first time worth it?

I… (tears welling) I just sometimes feel like I’m running out of mods

Therapist: Let’s circle back to the divorce

[Greg Pryjmachuk @MinskWorks]

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?”

Me (indie dev in this economy):
“Best I can do is sentient tofu.”

[smil og latter @nostalisa]

Den norske stat og de tilhørende «myndighetene» kan rett og slett ikke nekte meg å ha en fantastisk og utrolig helg

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Me in an all male groupchat: “I’m interested to see more of the wind traders - they bring a new mercantilist angle to the Na’vi”
Me in womens chat: “Did you guys see my tweet about Neytiri”

[wengel @wengelll]

there was probably a point in time where he was playing ping pong, learning harmonica, reading 400 pages of dune, in tap dancing classes, and making milk chocolate idk

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

walking 45 dogs at once bc I have an AI service that auto snatches up new walks on the uber dog walking app. Suddenly they all start sprinting toward a different Halal cart and on the corner of 8th and 34th I am pulled apart like the guy in Hellraiser

[galaktisk kjeleflikker @kaffekjele]

Jeg: Stemmer nok taktisk i år
Erna Solberg (etter valget): Vi har blitt utmanøvrert av et geni. Bring meg kulturguttens hode på et fat

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

With the way some people use it, you wonder, from time to time, if they ought to call that site “Litterboxd.” With the stuff you see some people put in there

[joner mitchell @Knutingsen]

på plass på øya. står inne i et hemmelig "metoo-telt" for bransjefolk. bare å si hei

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Girl: Sorry your dick is kind of shriveled. Like you're fine but your dick is lowkey shriveled.

Me: Grok is my dick shriveled

Grok: Claims of exact Holocaust statistics are tenuous at best ,

[Benzo Stray Dogs @benzostraydogs]

Is Ryan Coogler conservative? Is Lorde transitioning? Who won the debate, Ethan Klein or Hasan? Is ChatGPT my friend? Did I leave the oven on with my head inside it?

[Zach Dunn @zachbdunn]

NEW JAMES BOND MOVIE: James if you can't overcome your generational trauma you'll never discover what it means to truly sacrifice

OLD JAMES BOND MOVIE: My name is Rebecca Ass

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

A broken clock etc

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

you up?

[Dougie @reservoirdougs]

Margaret Qualley just jump scared me so bad because she is so beautiful

[Joe Miciak @jlmiciak]

mine got me through a really tough time

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

On the flight back, I neither read a book nor wrote anything—I just kept “editing in my head” while listening to music. I did watch a few movies, but the only one that stuck with me was “I Saw the TV Glow,”directed by Jane Schoenbrun and distributed by A24.

[leyla 🍒 @mrswamsbsgans]

kendall roy i’m so sorry i didn’t appreciate your performative wokism before