Each night I fall asleep then awake as an English longbowman at Crecy and kill hundreds of French knights. I try not to hit the horses but… gods, their screams
Therapist: And this is a result of the-
Deal with the demon, yes.
Therapist: I see. And was playing new Vegas again for the first time worth it?
I… (tears welling) I just sometimes feel like I’m running out of mods
Therapist: Let’s circle back to the divorce
Me in an all male groupchat: “I’m interested to see more of the wind traders - they bring a new mercantilist angle to the Na’vi”
Me in womens chat: “Did you guys see my tweet about Neytiri”
there was probably a point in time where he was playing ping pong, learning harmonica, reading 400 pages of dune, in tap dancing classes, and making milk chocolate idk
walking 45 dogs at once bc I have an AI service that auto snatches up new walks on the uber dog walking app. Suddenly they all start sprinting toward a different Halal cart and on the corner of 8th and 34th I am pulled apart like the guy in Hellraiser
With the way some people use it, you wonder, from time to time, if they ought to call that site “Litterboxd.” With the stuff you see some people put in there
Girl: Sorry your dick is kind of shriveled. Like you're fine but your dick is lowkey shriveled.
Me: Grok is my dick shriveled
Grok: Claims of exact Holocaust statistics are tenuous at best ,
Is Ryan Coogler conservative? Is Lorde transitioning? Who won the debate, Ethan Klein or Hasan? Is ChatGPT my friend? Did I leave the oven on with my head inside it?
NEW JAMES BOND MOVIE: James if you can't overcome your generational trauma you'll never discover what it means to truly sacrifice
OLD JAMES BOND MOVIE: My name is Rebecca Ass
On the flight back, I neither read a book nor wrote anything—I just kept “editing in my head” while listening to music. I did watch a few movies, but the only one that stuck with me was “I Saw the TV Glow,”directed by Jane Schoenbrun and distributed by A24.