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Ed Sheeran announces Benjamin Netanyahu as the new opener for his tour.

[pepper @CasaDupre]

We’ve got a year 10 refusing to train for Manchester United

[juli 🦋 @julipooks]

if you put dalot's brain in a cow he would bark the stupid cunt

[KFC España @KFC_ES]

52 bomboclat puswagon chicken nuggets

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

In a difficult and dangerous world, a decade on from Brexit, there is a risk that Britain loses the confidence to lead and stand up for its values.

I’m not prepared to let that happen. It is more important than ever that Britain stands for something.

We have called for years for a two-state solution in the Middle East, but we must recognise that those words are meaningless unless we back them up with action.

For too long, we have been hesitant to act, fearful of being accused of being anti-Israel.

Today we are announcing carefully judged, targeted steps that are not aimed at the Israeli people, but at the unacceptable policies of the current Israeli government.

The suffering of the Palestinian people is a scar on the conscience of the world. Innocent Palestinians, including children, continue to be killed in Gaza. And there is still a humanitarian crisis, with far too little aid getting in.

The scale of destruction is hard to comprehend. More than 70,000 people lie dead - at least 20,000 of them children. Families and communities have been torn apart. Millions displaced. And the population of Gaza is now penned into just one third of the territory.

I know that people across the UK feel very deeply about this issue - and so do I.

Before I became Prime Minister, I said our country’s response had been too slow and simply not good enough. That’s why I committed to changing the government’s approach.

I will not stand by as the horrific suffering continues to grow and the prospect of a two-state solution - the best hope for peace and stability in the region - comes under attack.

More settlements have been approved under the four years of this Israeli government than in the previous 20 years. The UN has reported more than 1,500 incidents of settler violence so far this year, aimed at driving out Palestinians. And the situation is growing worse, fast.

The Israeli government has now approved 104 new settlements since it took office in December 2022, and ahead of the October elections in Israel, it is allowing tenders for the construction of the E1 mega settlement to go ahead. This would cut a swathe through the heart of the West Bank - snuffing out the hope of realising a two-state solution. It cannot be allowed to happen.

That’s why we are announcing a new package of tough measures to put pressure on the Israeli government:

First, we will ban the trade in goods with illegal settlements in Palestine.

Second, we have formally changed the view of the British government to say for the first time that the Israeli occupation of Palestinian territory is unlawful - independent of, but in line with, the conclusion of the international court of justice.

And third, we will sanction individuals and companies that support, facilitate or profit from illegal settlements. That includes any businesses or investors that take part in the construction of the E1 settlement.

In addition, we are announcing a new package of desperately needed humanitarian aid to Gaza.

We are taking these steps because it is the right thing to do.

I have condemned the monstrous terrorist attack on Israel on 7 October 2023 in the strongest possible terms - and continue to condemn Hamas. However, it does not justify the Israeli government’s actions in Gaza or the West Bank.

The measures we are taking are about targeting illegal settlements and increasing the pressure on the Israeli government to change course. We are not imposing sanctions on Israel as a whole, which would punish the Israeli people, many of whom disagree with their government’s position.

The Israeli people are not responsible for the actions of their government. And nor is the Jewish community in the UK. Blaming British Jews for the actions of Benjamin Netanyahu’s government is wrong, plain and simple. And it is antisemitism, plain and simple.

I met the representatives of the Jewish community just last week. I know the fear they live with day by day. My government will stop at nothing to ensure they are safe and to stamp out antisemitism in every part of our society.

The measures we are announcing today are about protecting the only solution that could see the Israeli and Palestinian people living side by side in peace and security - something that people up and down the UK desperately want to see.

The government I lead will keep working with our partners around the world to keep that hope alive.

[evan @actuallypee]

once this covid shit over bro im legit getting my life together

[Vaibhav Sisinty @VaibhavSisinty]

Dyson trained an AI on 470,000 dental images and put it inside a toothbrush. With a camera. That flosses for you. In real time.

It's called the CameraJet for $499. Launched today.

A 100,000-pixel macro lens sits inside the brush head. It takes 28 images per second while you brush. The AI detects gaps between your teeth and within 100 milliseconds fires a precision jet of mouthrinse directly into the gap.

It's computer vision doing your flossing. While you brush. Automatically.

Only Dyson would look at a toothbrush and think it needs a camera, a machine learning model, and a jet engine.

[Bangkokblue @BangkokBlue10]

Absolutely horrifying!

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @hoodg3nius]

Nigga tore his HDMI, ARC, CPU and RAM 💔✌️ speedy recovery robonigga

[YTG 🦅 @YTGSUII]

Dopamine wore off where’s my left back

[DragonheartCafe ꒰🍃🍵꒱ | Live2D & Artist VTuber @DragonheartCafe]

So happy that the UK government uses the same alert system which tells you if you’re about to get nuked to ask you to please not have a bbq

[Mrs B @attackdogX]

Animals are actually smarter than us because in their packs, they don’t allow the weaker or retarded ones to lead them.

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Hi Wazza do you want picking up in the morning pal

[Iran Army Media @IranArmyMedia]

Hitler killed Jews. Jews were the victims.

Now Jews are killing Palestinians. Jews are still the victims?

🇵🇸FREE PALESTINE

[🗿 @JusHereInit_]

All of these sat back and watched a genocide happen in Palestine btw

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

fork found in kitchen

[Madrib Central @MadribCentral]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Real Madrid have a PLAN to CREATE squad space!

They will FUSE Tchouamení & Camavinga together, to create TCHOUAMENINGA. @alberto_pereiro

[آل معلم 2 @AMoalim05]

Why do Imams who give Khutbah in the west (or UK more specifically) do it for an audience that’s not actually the audience sitting..

A masjid where the attendees are young British born Salafis do not need another Khutbah about the Mawlid.

They do however need a Khutbah about how to behave on holidays, how to protect themselves in a season where nakedness is around them etc.,

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

I’m gonna start following white ppl they’re probably talkin abt real estate over there