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[soup🍓 @thrluv]

oh to be loved to the point of invention

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I didn't know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict.

[James @James32980438]

Very high priced attorneys on retainer 24/7 who's only job is to commit relentless lawfare against my enemies.

[Anticommie @QueenAnticommie]

Is this true my Texas friends?

[Ana Maria @achadosviraisof]

É por isso que as meninas não conseguem parar de comprar 'coisinhas' 🥺🐱

[Isaac @DisclosureDay_]

You reckon you could light a buzzball on fire and just lob it at people like you’re the green goblin with his pumpkin bombs

[Adam Wren @aswren]

‘Dune is about religious fundamentalism and the danger of charismatic lead-“

Actually it’s about the importance supply chain diversification

[Hannah Krieg @hannahkrieg]

"I live in your head rent free" In my head housing is not a market commodity, but a guaranteed human right. In my head, I see a better world sorry.

[taoki @justalexoki]

would be really funny if we get AI that is just barely smarter than us so it cant really improve itself, and no human can really verify anything it does so we're just stuck

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

I went out for a walk yesterday and have concluded I would have died on Napoleon's retreat from Russia

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

My dad was always a "If you got up there on your own, you can get down on your own" sort of man.
Fantastic father.
Terrible air traffic controller.

[Andrew Quinn @hiAndrewQuinn]

Thinking about a guy I knew in college who was obsessed by the hero's journey and would refer to every girl who rejected him as "refusal of the call"

[Jason Vu @TheJasonVu]

I finally edited and mixed the trailer for our audio drama…a little over a year after its release 😅

Better late than never, right?

Welp S2, you’re next 💪

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH HE ATE THIS SO BAD😭😭😭

[cats with powerful impression 🐾 @catshealdeprsn]

Parrots are the best students