Ojulari

Hoping for a cessation of all existence | 90% gay, 10% straight | Feminist |

[Ojulari @fhateyM]

A thread of books I read in 2026📚.

[Pelumi @Msliterarylover]

If you want to get into romance novels, these are a few I think you should start with.
1. Faceless by Amma Darko
2. Stay with me by Ayobami Adebayo
3. Adanna by Adesuwa O’man
4. The Middle Daughter by Chika Unigwe
5. A Thousand Splendid Suns
6. Tomorrow I Become a Woman

[Big Bobby @big_bobhy]

https://t.co/d4QYWLy8Re

[Ụlọma @ulxma]

I’m so tired of bonding with strangers over how dysfunctional Nigeria is. It is the most guaranteed icebreaker. Your Uber driver, a random person at the store, a friend of a friend, someone seated next to you at an event… Nigeria is so draining to everyone. We are all drained.

[Ojulari @fhateyM]

Android knows this btw

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Can Apple use common knowledge, if my phone is on silent but I set an alarm, Why tf do you think I would want an alarm to be SILENT.?

[Ojulari @fhateyM]

Men would have destroyed it with piss

[Renè The Leader ❤ @Rene_noire]

One of the saddest things about Lagos is that we don’t even have proper public parks. You can’t just lie on the grass, look up at the stars, and enjoy a little peace without spending money somewhere. It’s the simplest things that make life beautiful, and we don’t even have those. 😭

[Z @Zirachukwu]

I’ve been eating wholefoods religiously for the last months now.
High protein, incorporating fibre, tracking my calorie intake, avoiding sugar and ultra processed foods.
I can’t even start to explain how miserable this lifestyle is. Life is too short to continue this rubbish.

[Ojulari @fhateyM]

😭😭😭😂

[Kes IZODUWA ⚡ @Kestim_]

Lounge osi’m Dump site 🤣🤣🤣

[Ojulari @fhateyM]

My Dad praying fervently with an AI video.
God abegggggggg

[Ojulari @fhateyM]

Omo! I want to make a first class in law school next year oh.
Should I start reading now?😪

[Ojulari @fhateyM]

We've not had light in my street since 28th of June and we have absolutely no idea what happened or is happening.
My street isn't even the only one affected. It's like a whole significant part of town.
Electricity we pay for o.

[Ojulari @fhateyM]

You for just carry sniper shoot me naw!

[ThisBoy🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇷 @ThisBoyGanSef]

i really don't want to wake up one day and i am 25 years old with 20k in my opay.

[Ojulari @fhateyM]

I replied & then went on to rizz her up & she giggled. She followed me home & when we got to my street, we were talking, laughing, holding hands, rubbing arms & such.
The problem now is I don't remember what I used to rizz her to make her laugh so I can replicate in real life😪

[Ojulari @fhateyM]

So in the dream, I was going somewhere and only had 200naira for bike in my account. I took a bike and when I got to my destination, I was trying to transfer to the bike man.
For some reason, there was a crowd and there was a gorgeous girl who asked me something.

[Ojulari @fhateyM]

Why are my tweets not sending?😪

[Ojulari @fhateyM]

My dad dropped me and gave me money😪

[Ojulari @fhateyM]

I use money wey I suppose take go work tomorrow buy corn😅.

As I dey like this, I never still know how I go reach work😂

[Ojulari @fhateyM]

So in the dream, I was going somewhere and only had 200naira for bike in my account. I took a bike and when I got to my destination, I was trying to transfer to the bike man.
For some reason, there was a crowd and there was a gorgeous girl who asked me something.

[Ojulari @fhateyM]

If you guys know the dream I just had😂😂

[Ojulari @fhateyM]

If you guys know the dream I just had😂😂

[Ojulari @fhateyM]

I use money wey I suppose take go work tomorrow buy corn😅.

As I dey like this, I never still know how I go reach work😂

[Ojulari @fhateyM]

Omo! The Mackenzie boy is fine oh.
Damn!

[Ojulari @fhateyM]

I'm so excited cos they brought people in handcuffs to court today.
I've been waiting for prosecution all these while.
They don't look like prisoners so I'm curious to know what they did.

[Ojulari @fhateyM]

Craving jollof rice and beans