freya couzens

once described as a prematurely middle-aged, befringed dog obsessive who likes deep, deep, sarcasm.

[freya couzens @fholme]

@EmmaSzewczak A friend of mine went for her first ever bikini wax and for some unknown reason got completely naked and laid on her back, under the tissue paper on the bed, like a pencil. The therapist had to ask her to put her clothes on and get on top of the paper…

[freya couzens @fholme]

Hold on. So has taxi acceptance been put in place? As currently stranded at Worplesdon so if so, I’d like to know.

[SWR Help @SW_Help]

Hi, sorry for the late response; because your journey has been heavily disrupted, you can book your own taxi and claim the cost back through the South Western Railway website. This applies to travel between any stations served by South Western Railway between Woking and Portsmouth Harbour on our Portsmouth Direct lines ^MC

[freya couzens @fholme]

@WestMidRailway What’s the email.

[freya couzens @fholme]

@WestMidRailway what time did the 16.05 from Milton Keynes to Euston get in? So I can claim delay repay please!

[freya couzens @fholme]

@LNRailway Yes? Although my ticket says @GWRHelp on it but they told me they don’t run trains between those stations? That’s the reservation I made. 16.05 from Milton Keynes to 16.50

[freya couzens @fholme]

@LNRailway please let the guard know we can’t hear announcements on the train that was due to get into Euston at 16.37 - no idea what time it was originally due to leave but currently being held in Wembley Central - can he give an ETA for Euston arrival so people can plan onward

[freya couzens @fholme]

@GWRHelp My bad. Thank you!

[freya couzens @fholme]

@GWRHelp what time did the 16.05 from Milton Keynes to Euston get in? So I can claim delay repay please!

[freya couzens @fholme]

@LNRailway what time did the 16.05 from Milton Keynes to Euston get in? So I can claim delay repay please!

[freya couzens @fholme]

@LNRailway No worries. The guard came back on and announced. Super helpful and much clearer!

[freya couzens @fholme]

@SW_Help Thank you - but they don’t stop at Farncombe so that’s useless. How do I get to Farncombe? And if I can only get to Guildford please confirm I can expense my taxi?

[freya couzens @fholme]

@SW_Help are taxi allowances available between Waterloo and Farncombe? No trains currently available so have no alternative but zero comms

[freya couzens @fholme]

@SW_Help Complete chaos so badly handled - finally left. Very poor.

[freya couzens @fholme]

@SW_Help when is the next train from Waterloo to Farncombe? No signage or information at Waterloo. Total chaos and guards sending people to wrong platforms and trains.

[freya couzens @fholme]

@SW_Help Just had an announcement which said platform unknown stay at concourse. Which is it?

[freya couzens @fholme]

@SW_Help Maybe tell people that then? We aren’t telepathic. Please get an announcement out ASAP.

[freya couzens @fholme]

@SW_Help Where is that in writing please? Not good for the environment. Can’t I just reimburse a partial journey? Getting a cab from a SWR station right now is on 2.5 surge so if I get it from here it’s far cheaper? And what’s the new disruption end time please?

[freya couzens @fholme]

@SW_Help Do I have to go back to Waterloo to get a taxi back tonight or can I just get it from my office (Oxford St)

[freya couzens @fholme]

@SW_Help Thanks. It’s been 5 hours……. Could have done with being told that sooner. I’ll now make my way. Although having to frontload the costs is just beyond unfair!

[freya couzens @fholme]

@SW_Help Thanks. It’s been 5 hours……. Could have done with being told that sooner. I’ll now make my way. Although having to frontload the costs is just beyond unfair

[freya couzens @fholme]

@SW_Help ???

[freya couzens @fholme]

@SW_Help I get that. But if no taxi claim back and no buses what are you suggesting?