fi with the honda fit

a bitch for balsamic

[fi with the honda fit @fi_otoole]

Anybody else get a little drunk and reply to people’s public stories like they were sent directly to you? Just me? Okay.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

absolutely unhinged for bella swan at 18 to decide she wants to be with edward literally til the end of time????? I would truly rather bathe in lava than spend forever with the guy I was into when I was 18 who let her do that

[V3rbal @malcolmbarrett]

Black folks always got receipts for y’all double standards.

[fi with the honda fit @fi_otoole]

I feel like Chicago is too cool of a place to belong to the state of Illinois

[fi with the honda fit @fi_otoole]

@kyledkane24 “Able to multitask in high-pressure situations”

[fi with the honda fit @fi_otoole]

My mom found out that my girlfriend had fucked up teeth as a kid and she said “Well, hope that your kids get your teeth.”

[fi with the honda fit @fi_otoole]

let’s add ‘good 4 u’ to the list as well

[fi with the honda fit @fi_otoole]

Me: *is in a healthy, stable relationship with the girl I’m going to marry*

Also me: *listening to driver’s license and Drew Barrymore on repeat pretending like I’m Olivia Rodrigo and SZA in sad music videos*

[fi with the honda fit @fi_otoole]

Probably will still wear a mask for a while just so no one mistakes me for a trump supporter. Gotta be safe.

[CDC @CDCgov]

UPDATE: If you are fully vaccinated against #COVID19, you can resume activities without wearing a mask or staying 6 feet apart, except where required by federal, state, local, tribal or territorial laws, incl. local business and workplace guidance. More: https://t.co/FJMon7WlFO

[fi with the honda fit @fi_otoole]

@christinabakerr “South Jersey boyfriend” is from Indiana. Central Jersey is realllllll

[fi with the honda fit @fi_otoole]

Important. How do you pronounce envelope?

[fi with the honda fit @fi_otoole]

@christinabakerr We have about 3 and @kaitihershey hangs on to them for me :)

[fi with the honda fit @fi_otoole]

Rest In Peace Mary Magdelene. You would have loved Megan Thee Stallion.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/c1FEE0smko

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

You either are a Kesha (wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy) or a Gia (wake up in the morning thinking about so many things)

[fi with the honda fit @fi_otoole]

The sugar daddy dms have hit a new low

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Two fierce ladies! The apple didn’t fall far from the tree! #TeamFiona

[Hamdia Ahmed @hamdia_ahmed]

I was really upset that homeless people did not have access to the $1,400 stimulus check.

I just found this out. If you are homeless, you can go to a tax return office where they will file something called EIP return. They will put the money on a debit card after.

Retweet.!

[Alex Beresford @alexberesfordTV]

I wish I had the privilege to sit on the fence. In order for me to do that I would have to strip myself of my identity and that’s not something I can do. It’s not any of our places to pick apart claims of racism in order to make us to feel more comfortable. ❤️

[fi with the honda fit @fi_otoole]

@blueraedisc Will there be a winner’s bracket? I’m now invested.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Worried Biden Will Take Credit For 500,000 Covid Deaths He Made Possible https://t.co/UIIHVZoGXZ