Kyle Kane

Get paid, get laid, Gatorade

[Kyle Kane @kyledkane24]

Really hating how fast working at Home Depot became my main personality trait

[highprogressive🥂👁️ @highprogressive]

Kyle Kulinski is on a warpath right now. Truly our strongest dark woke warrior.

[Josh @rohmerfan1127]

You know we’re in trouble when David Hogg is Northwoods-posting

[Sasha @servingcapreal]

the John Oliver team currently debating how much prison time they want to serve for their next episode

[Granite Mtn. @gran1te_mtn]

"What was in the episode? It's ok you can show us. Just show us. It seemed interesting just show us the episode."

[catturd2.bsky.social @thetomzone]

Historians say "murdered by zoomer with incomprehensible politics" was one of the leading causes of death in the mid 21st century- to be exceeded only by "Climate Miscellaneous"

[Colin @Colin_d_m]

There were Manhattans all over America and we destroyed them all for cars

[Matt Lech @MattLech]

Thompsons writing was described as crazy his whole life but go and read it: he was completely on the money in a world of Disney-adult journalists

[TV’S ALEX PTAK @PtakTestKitchen]

The Troubles but everyone is 40% body fat

[John Ganz @lionel_trolling]

New England is the real American heartland

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Eric Adams to Trump:

[aidan @expiredloop]

just saw a guy pray before eating his sandwich on the L train. god isn’t down here bro

[Rob Flaherty @Rob_Flaherty]

Couple of more months of the Trump economy and bankers are going to start acknowledging they’re on the land of the Lenape people

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

never forget what they took from you.

[trout mask (original) @BranPuffin]

They ran out of beans

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

the first balkinzation coalition forms

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Our fat retard president Donald Trump just signed an executive order punishing flag burning with a year in jail. What our fat retard president doesn't know (or doesn't care about) is that the Supreme Court ruled that flag burning is freedom of speech in FUCKING 1989. He's a bloated fascist bitch and if you still support him you have the IQ of a bonobo. Nobody hates freedom and the constitution more than MAGA.