✮ aspen ✮

the universe is forgetting you, and the universe is being forgotten... little creature, you are not chosen, there is no one to choose you. ✮ any pronouns ✮

[✮ aspen ✮ @fiascofoxx]

face reveal

[Loppy Rae: BRB! 💫 @LoppyRae]

My 6yo son has been talking about needing to do his hair nice and be cute for school so he can “attract females.” I was terrified he got exposed to some alpha male shit. You know what it was?

Fucking Animal Planet.
He is learning to flirt from BIRD documentaries.

[Sanjini 🦑 @sightedflyer5]

Three days into the semester as a bio major and they’re already telling us to perform necromancy and raise a plant from the dead

[✮ aspen ✮ @fiascofoxx]

I love these drawings because it’s literally me and my roommates down to the hair and body types 😭

[techy🌦techy #TEAMMYSTERY @TECHYTECHYYY]

i forgot about my weed store tweet 😭😭

[techy🌦techy #TEAMMYSTERY @TECHYTECHYYY]

i forgot about my weed store tweet 😭😭

[billie @billietisms]

parents never letting you grow up or exercise independence while simultaneously berating you about the things you cannot do because of their refusal to teach/allow independence are so suffocating. what the fuck do you want me to do then

[✮ aspen ✮ @fiascofoxx]

is it selfcest if you freaky friday body swap with your partner and then you freak each other

[GOON MASTER SOPHONT SIMP @SOPHONTSIMP]

The vast majority of farms producing meat look like this actually

[✮ aspen ✮ @fiascofoxx]

@theaeonnonnitro look what he did to bart

[✮ aspen ✮ @fiascofoxx]

@theaeonnonnitro clanker

[max 🇲🇽🇺🇸 @bunnihoppy]

my mom said she’ll support me as any gender as long as i learn how to dress

she said she couldnt love a son OR daughter who dresses like shit . ok thanks mom.

[✮ aspen ✮ @fiascofoxx]

all Im looking forward to 😭

[the_girl @MasakuuuL]

For your own sanity go find your own place and leave your parents house

[the_girl @MasakuuuL]

For your own sanity go find your own place and leave your parents house

[✮ aspen ✮ @fiascofoxx]

people who are 5’4 and 5’5 alone forever

[Squishy @_missprettylady]

Don’t fight me on this… Yall girlies who are all under 5’3 need to accept that yall need to get with them 5’9 and unders save the talls for us 5’6 and abovers

Thanks.

- Management

[🦆 @ninetysevenjag]

@ali_sivi the real horror is how dehumanizing it is to have to take on the role of caregiver far too young

[ivan @ripofflennon]

Gandalf the Gray
Gandalf the White
Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
Benito Mussolini
Blue Meanie
Cowboy Curtis
Jambi the Genie
Robocop
Terminator
Captain Kirk
Darth Vader
Lo-pan
Superman
Every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston

[Matthew Mueller @aManAboutFilm]

"Overhyped" and "overrated" are not critiques of a movie. They're critiques of how other people reacted to a movie.

[S-FOR-SPRINKLES @S_For_Sprinkles]

Felt inspired to draw a small Gibby. #Hylics #Hylics2

[HerscheyBar @H_Potato_29]

So simple, ever more relevant

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Type shit diabetes

[✮ aspen ✮ @fiascofoxx]

@vicodinplacebo oh I forgot I had letterboxd 💀

[✮ aspen ✮ @fiascofoxx]

I MADE THE SAME JOKE IN THE THEATER LOL

[martin @thatmartinkid_]

white people with dreads