Sanjini 🦑

🗣️ I LOVE GOJIRA ❤️‍🔥

[Sanjini 🦑 @sightedflyer5]

On June 24, 1998, a tornado hit this nuclear power plant. The Davis-Besse nuclear power plant is my favorite nuclear power plant for this reason. Here is my reenactment in gingerbread

[Sanjini 🦑 @sightedflyer5]

My orgo prof has been teaching us how to make extremely nefarious chemicals every day. Yesterday it was VX, today it is meth

[Sanjini 🦑 @sightedflyer5]

I hid men from my Indian parents so well they think I’m gay and in love with my best friend of 12 years 😤

[Sanjini 🦑 @sightedflyer5]

BREAKING NEWS: the prisoner is deceased

[Sanjini 🦑 @sightedflyer5]

He is my prisoner

[shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(homunculus enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

>insects
gets so joyful pass out

[Entomemeology @entomemeology]

💪

[Sanjini 🦑 @sightedflyer5]

Three days into the semester as a bio major and they’re already telling us to perform necromancy and raise a plant from the dead

[Sanjini 🦑 @sightedflyer5]

@fiascofoxx Imagine I actually use her services and she shows up without the bleach blonde hair or that lip combo

[Sanjini 🦑 @sightedflyer5]

@Keisaraynja_ @meteoradnp Is he a pit viper 💔

[Sanjini 🦑 @sightedflyer5]

@fiascofoxx @vicodinplacebo POLAND MENTIONED⁉️ I LOVE DRIVING BY MY CAR 💥🚗 AND THE ROAD ITS NOT SO FAR‼️🔛 BERLIN, LONDON, MOSCOW TOO 🌇🇵🇱 ITS MY LOVE I TELL YOU TRUE ❤️‍🔥🫶 WHEN I CAME TO POLAND 👉🇵🇱 I SAW MY CAR WAS STOLEN 😱🚔 IT WAS MY FAVORITE TRUCK 🤬🛻 I SAID FUCKING KURWA MAC 🇵🇱🔛🔝

[Sanjini 🦑 @sightedflyer5]

King gizzard is removed off Spotify, they literally want me dead

[🎆𝕻𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖈𝖎𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖞🎆 @parasociality]

This is a black vulture allopreening (cleaning) a crested caracara.

Black vultures sometimes preen caracaras, but caracaras have never been observed preening vultures; caracaras often bully vultures and steal carrion from them.

The reason for the one-sided preening is

[Sanjini 🦑 @sightedflyer5]

@theaeonnonnitro Are you dying 🙏

[Sanjini 🦑 @sightedflyer5]

@theaeonnonnitro Never let this man in the kitchen again

[Sanjini 🦑 @sightedflyer5]

@theaeonnonnitro You fucker

[KayBear @Kaybearmomma]

Back rooms are liminal and creepy because they are supposed to be EMPTY

[Sanjini 🦑 @sightedflyer5]

Anyone who unironically listens to the Zimerman ballades CANNOT be my friend. Z****man has NO SOUL and he is NOT REAL. Kissin high diffs

[2% | the happiest chaos @happiest_chaos]

i don't have a SECONDARY. i don't COUNTERPICK. i don't cover POOR MATCHUPS. i ONE-TRICK. and if i can't do it with my main, then i DON'T WIN.