Joey Lieberman

Improv. Sports. Bridge (the card game). Bridge (the structure) Stand up. Sit down. Shut up. What do you do when 23 and me says you have no relatives?

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Will Smith should smack Kevin Costner for being boring as hell #oscars

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My dog let me know she wants to start seeing other owners

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how come every girl in williamsburg looks like she's in the group haim

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What is this!?!? @Apple I’m 600 feet away from my location!

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Why do they call it a fitted sheet, when that sheeeet ain’t fitted on my bed once

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People don’t talk enough about how spy kids gave representation to kids with warts

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Anyone know a way to watch #whitelotushbo without flux?

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Life is just nice little moments spent in between large periods of searching around my apartment for something

[Joey Lieberman @fickledginger]

They write one song about a highway to hell and now everyone listens to their dang mask mandates

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So should WFT become the Washington NFTs? #NFL #WFT #ESPN

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Direct deposit: $1400

Friends: Let’s all split the check

Me (having only ordered a ginger ale): *bankrupt*

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Direct deposit: $1400
Me at Taco Bell: I’ll take the usual runs please. Don’t worry TB, no amount of money will change me

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Direct deposit: $1400
Me at TJ Maxx: I’ll take the second x

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Direct deposit: $1400
Me at JC Penney: I’ll take JC Quarter

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Direct deposit: $1400
Me at Checkers: Let’s make it chess

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Direct deposit: $1400
Me: I shop at the National Mall now

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The people who don’t believe in science and blindly trust the military, must hate watching literally every monster/disaster movie

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The most fun part of watching the election at 4 AM is trying to figure out whether the numbers they keep showing are changing at all #2020Elections

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Fuck #goya #ElectionDay

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“I know different places. They’re all different” #PresidentialDebate2020