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#fictweetion Say more with less. Opinions, tweets, & posts are not to be removed from the antiquity reading room.

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@GovGianforte @MTAGKnudsen Thank you because this 50 year old Montana citizen wants to assault children.

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@PastorMark @ChristnNitemare You lick your fingers after going pee.

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Grocery store cashier to a customer after scanning a dozen eggs: “You made an eggcellent choice”

Customer: “You have a way with words. Are you a poet?”

Cashier: “No, but I love comedy.”

Customer: “They’re the same thing, aren’t they?”

#ComediansArePoets #ComedyIsPoetry

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The divorce was hostile. #NeverPutTheMotherfuckinCastIronPansInTheMotherfuckinDishwasher #PictureFiction

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I loved you. #TellASadStoryIn3Words

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XXX tightened his grip on the red & gold glossy dais & said:I'm gonna run for President.We're gonna get rid of Speed Limits.#AltWrite #XXX

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Our dog led us over a berm & to a vista where the sunrise's warm love eased us into an astral day #SundayMorning

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The next day, his slow-to-wake lover smiled & rose #saturdaymorning

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Imagists might've LUV'D Tweets "In a Metro Station"The apparition of these faces in the crowd; Petals on a wet, black bough #SayMoreWithLess

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On the last day of her 2 terms President Zoe reclined in her Oval Office chair & smiled wide. #PaxAmericana #GreatestPOTUS #ZoeForPresident

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"pants are highly overrated, NO ONE can make you shower" Preach it, @KiraJaneWrites !!!#WritingLikeABoss https://t.co/hU3soRfpzs

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Sit Down, Shut Up, and Write Your Fucking Book: Uplifting Tips for the Aspiring Author. https://t.co/UuVV6HRN6q

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Stop and smell the roses, or, as a dog would have it, the pee on the roses. :-)

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They laugh & chase each other around a tree. A branch cut his arm. She touches the cut, licks the blood & says Now we are one #SpotsOfTime

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He struck the ground A cavern appeared I smelt the burning pit of fear We crashed a 1000 yards below I said "Do it again, do it again"#Bowie

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Jim Morrison's poetry also offers sound medical advice #TheMoreYouKnow #JimMorrison

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#TheRedWheelbarrow so much depends upon a red wheelbarrow glazed with rainwater beside the white chickens. #PoemsOGTweets

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After the show, Cinnamon Girl and Drummer danced and kissed in the moonlit street. A picture she dreams, a chance he took. #neilyoungsongs

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Sweeping the bar floor Sammy sings: Pull yourself together, you know you should do better, that’s because you’re a free man. #queensongs

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Night, dog nails clicking behind. #ScaryStoryIn5Words