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[Jay Mack @JayMackComedian]

So it looks like they'll be revealinging a new celebrity sex pest every week until Christmas like some rapey advent calendar.

[X @fiddlesticks135]

@martynziegler An accurate observation, unlike VAR.

[JacksonMedia @JacksonMedia01]

"It's just skin colour".

No, it really isn't. It's behaviour, IQ, impulse control, and plenty of other things that differentiate the races.

[X @fiddlesticks135]

@thejonnyross Considering it was a leveraged buy out when glazers purchased, the new offer to buy would include clearance of the debt, so glazers wouldn't Walk away with £5b.

[Marko Silva | Fitness & Health Coach @MarkoSilva291]

A Harvard professor who studied happy people for 40 years left me speechless when he said:

There are 8 things that decide your quality of life.

1. The distance between your home and your work.

[FN SWAY @FNSWAYOFFICIAL]

Russell Brand receiving 10.5 years is interesting because that’s 10.5 years longer than the Afghan “refugee” who stabbed Wayne Broadhurst 14 times to death.

Yes, you read that right.

[X @fiddlesticks135]

@NWMYT 8 quid. One less pint. And I imagine Cardiff had allocation reduced for safety reasons at direction of south wales police. Hundreds of seats will be empty.

[marydejevsky @marydejevsky]

'I'm conscious prison will deprive you from children... but it's your own fault, judge tells Brand'
True, but same argument doesn't seem to apply to foreign criminals who escape deportation citing 'right to family life'
https://t.co/N8OTJmHivk

[Paula @paulabearthe2nd]

10.5 years for Brand

Can we get him to re sentence the grooming gangs now?

[X @fiddlesticks135]

@CharlieMoloney Surely a judge would see the house as a 50/50 matrimonial asset

[Jack @jackunheard]

GREATEST COMMUNITY NOTE OF ALL TIME

[Jess Freedom 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @missfreedom_gb]

As a Londoner it’s not just the horrifying reality of demographic replacement you have to deal with every day, it’s also the way it’s rubbed in your face constantly. All of the adverts, posters, creative initiatives, museum exhibits. It’s literally everywhere.

[Alix @AlixG_2]

NEWSFLASH: when the Berlin wall came down nobody ran to the communist side.

I rest my case. Fucking retards.

[badger @badger69420]

Me: “At least things can't get any worse”

Things:

[Martin Sellner @MartinSellner_]

Wenn Millionen gegen unseren Willen gekommen sind, können auch Millionen gegen ihren Willen wieder gehen.

[Horace Spellman @HoraceSpellman9]

Inevitable slapper prison guard who gets arrested for shagging Russell Brand

[SP @sspencerukk]

Legally being able to shag the arse off your blood cousin but not watch said content has to be the most UK legislation ever

[Sick of it….🇬🇧 @MediaSOI]

There were signs…..

[X @fiddlesticks135]

@hist_uncensored @bianca_nobilo @Itwitius We don't even have borders, so no. Doubt we could win a war against Jersey.