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Keep myself busy doing top secret stuff that i cant talk about.

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@BrianSpanner1 I can’t pretend to know what this is about, but I agree with the good guys and disagree with the baddies.

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@LaylaMoran @Beany_1 Gammons wasting gammon

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@damianchadwick @MikeDrucker Is this a subscription service?

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@joelycett @jessphillips A double decker against a twix

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@robsmedley86 ‘Challenging Wank’ will be his reply.

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@Seanchuckle @sajidjavid Just need a vice and two bricks.

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@ProfBrianCox @monstroso Whilst up there he should do a moving rendition of ‘space oddity’. ‘ here!……am I……just..sitting! In a tin can.’

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@RevRichardColes Was this Prince’s band?

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@Beno_ldn Hanson

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@i_zzzzzz @MinovskyArticle Take a Polaroid of your cock and throw it at them.

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@DreyfusJames Yes we all want a much shitted life.

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@charlotteukcity Discord still up and running.

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@guardian Was this the name of Adrian moles love interest?

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@3KatieWalker7 @AldiUK Do you live in the past! Halloumi is no longer exciting. Try reading the newsletter!

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@Roger__McCarthy Do you want a flake with that?

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@mutablejoe MySpace went down, do you also sell coffins?

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@dannywallace Swings and roundabouts innit.

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@mutablejoe This happened to me after I turned 40, even though I didn’t tell the barber I had turned 40.

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@watsoncomedian On zero they burgle your house