CPT

I'm a Tate now. Still fierce.

[CPT @fierce_pierce]

@SAS Two flights tomorrow are cancelled (ARN-CPH-IAD). On hold for 2+ hrs w/customer service, have not talked to a person yet. Must rebook on the phone as we are flying w/infant. Can you please help us get home?

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

please some foreign leader or spouse buy a novelty arm for the Trump Handshake so when he yanks it just comes off

[CPT @fierce_pierce]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 https://t.co/N84PZCvlSi

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

1/ In the United States, a person does not have the right to randomly get in a car and do whatever the hell they want it. (thread)

[CPT @fierce_pierce]

@shanebows Love you Shaner and so does your little cousin. ❤️

[ABC News Politics @ABCPolitics]

.@HillaryClinton says grandchildren, long walks in the woods helped with election loss: "I won’t lie. Chardonnay helped a little too."

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

there were two doors, "conceal" and "speak"
but there was also a trapdoor

[nina matsumoto 💀 Bluesky @spacecoyote.com @spacecoyotl]

I wish Fresh Pizza met Raven Goth

[CPT @fierce_pierce]

And his sweater vest. I'm not crying you're crying. https://t.co/L7z41cwbnP

[Amol Rajan @amolrajan]

A deaf baby hears for the first time. Thousands of hours of patient experimentation went into this. Science is glory https://t.co/DV1Rq75rne

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

We all really know who the true masterminds behind Fyre Festival were

[Edward-Isaac Dovere @IsaacDovere]

President Hillary Clinton's top adviser Chelsea Clinton will fundraise for Clinton Fdn while in West Wing office https://t.co/seJFxnQIkt

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

Crucified Man Had Had Prior Run-Ins With Local Authorities

[ProPublica @propublica]

1/ So @seanspicer just called us a “left-wing blog.” Since we’re actually in the biz of facts, we figured we’d respond w/ a few...

[Maxine Waters @RepMaxineWaters]

Trump's campaign is under an FBI counterintelligence investigation. His former NS advisor is asking for immunity. Your move, Republicans. 🇺🇸

[Lauren Duca @laurenduca]

+Unfriendly reminder that @realDonaldTrump and @FLOTUS could save about $182,500,000 a year just by living in the same mansion.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Things I learned today. https://t.co/lM2xAjIg3H

[David Frum @davidfrum]

The president is reminding us that the FISA court approved warrants against his campaign on espionage suspicions.

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

mm yes wonderful how disciplined and speechly the president was in unveiling his new office to spread fear about Victims of Immigrant Crime

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

Reporters keep pointing out when the president lies, but if they spend more time at rust belt gas stations they'd realize this is elitist.

[CPT @fierce_pierce]

MARTHA WHAT ARE YOU EATING AND WHERE HOLY MOTHER OF MERCY https://t.co/Bl3PSfizCA

[Martha Stewart @MarthaStewart]

Main course is duck and very well prepared @restaurant Daniel happy Valentine's Day

[CPT @fierce_pierce]

BUT HER EMAILS. (Reading a physical WaPo; so here you go: https://t.co/8eRAQpgYGD)