Matt Tobin

Waterford til i expire, supplier of 🐈 food, devoted to hurling, pedaller of a 🚴, cowhisperer, 🐎 for courses & 🏃‍♂️against the clock

[Malachy Clerkin @MalachyClerkin]

Ciara Mageean was diagnosed with cancer just over a year ago. Spoke to her about life, loss and the road ahead.

https://t.co/Gw57ZyKlEJ

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

You go Miso

[GerryC🏇🏾 @Epsom1780]

Because I like this sort of thing I’ve done a male line family tree of the fourteen Derby runners, tracing them back to their most recent common ancestor, which, not surprisingly is Phalaris, foaled in 1913. The “real” Daddy of them all. @EpsomRacecourse @ACooperClerk

[Kitty Cat Empire @KittyCatEmpire]

kitty travels business class

[Jack @FFS_WhatNow]

🚨 Larry the Cat has informed the Prime Minister of his intention to resign as Chief Mouser.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

David Attenborough is officially too old to play with Lego.

[LAnDo NIFFIRG™️🇨🇦 @llandoniffirg]

Yup! It all makes sense now! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[LAnDo NIFFIRG™️🇨🇦 @llandoniffirg]

Hahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

What I see every morning 😭

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

Treasure Hunt 🐈‍⬛

[Taty @taty902204]

comprei achando que ia ser perfeito pras crianças… mas quem realmente se apaixonou foi o gato 😳💦
transformou tudo num verdadeiro parque aquático de luxo

[Much Ado about Abby Normal🧠🤯 @muchado33]

Do you research!

[Sabiha 🇺🇸 @Sabiha1278]

My neighbor’s cat has dementia, and he keeps forgetting he doesn’t actually live with us. Every morning, without fail, he strolls into our house like he pays the mortgage.
He’ll hop on the couch, meow for snacks, and make himself comfortable — then look genuinely offended when we gently remind him, “Buddy… you don’t live here.”

Five minutes later?
He’s back at the door, ready to “visit” all over again.

Honestly, at this point, we’ve stopped correcting him. If his little fuzzy brain says we’re part of his daily route, then who are we to argue?

We just consider him our part-time roommate — rent-free, slightly confused, and very loved

[Derek Devicemanager @IT_unhinged]

Today’s ticket: "URGENT – Laptop won’t turn on after vacation. Critical."

I ask the usual questions.

Nothing.

So I walk over.

Laptop is closed.
On a docking station.
Docking station isn’t plugged into power.

I press the laptop power button.
It turns on.

User: "No, no, you don’t get it. I tried that. It didn’t do anything."

I check the logs.
Last boot: 47 days ago.
Battery level on startup: 1%.

Me: "When you pressed the button, did anything appear on the screen?"

"Yeah, a low battery symbol, then it died. That’s why it’s broken."

I plug in the dock.
Laptop charges, boots normally.

"So… what did you do?"

"Radical fix: electricity."

I close the ticket as "Resolved – Educated user on existence of power."

[Maira @maira4yo]

When you keep your mouth shut but your face has subtitles :

[Matt Tobin @fiercewellwith]

@MikeParcej @tonymullins84 @oneill_racing @CheltenhamRaces That’s appalling, how the heck did no one stop those mistakes?

[🚫🚫libtards @YogaDoing]

@FarmGirlCarrie Cliff Clavin on beer 🍺

[Kyle Rooney🦍 @KyleRooney08]

Hello @bankofireland someone has emptied my bank account and put it all into paddypower to place horse bets please get it back for me

[Matt Tobin @fiercewellwith]

@IrishRail Issues I can live with but the boards saying nothing on times for trains and no one to help or ask on the platforms in Connolly is the annoying part.