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[h @fifirosetta]

they call me princess fiona but i look like lord farquad

[fredesque @FredTaming]

[inventor of cursive] what if the letters held hands

[h @fifirosetta]

I thought it was called Duncan’s Donuts for a shocking amount of time

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

If I ever get murdered, I want two white women with a podcast to solve it in their free time

[isabel @isabelmayosss]

this is campbell fanning, class of 2021 student at Poudre High School in Fort Collins, CO, please help me go report this disgusting pig. #BlackLivesMatter

[isabel @isabelmayosss]

have started putting “ripstik” into my daily to-do list since there’s not much else to do. not complaining tho bc i can sure shred it

[Brother Nature @BrotherNature]

When they open everything back up they better keep Seaworld closed

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

Beyond hilarious!!!

[Claudia @asapdirtclaud]

maybe she’s delusional. maybe it’s quarantine 🎶

[gummybear nalgon® @the_chaparrin]

This year....

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

YOU, AN IDIOT: Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight

ME, A PEACEFUL GENIUS: Do not attend gun fights

[𝔾𝕁 @Gjozu]

Important reminder.

[h @fifirosetta]

in other news my mom just went to chick-fil-a and told them her name was Corona. so.

[Ben @perma___ben]

Time to go take a stupid little fucking afternoon stroll

[Nick Heath @nickheathsport]

Dogging.

#LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

my favourite consequence of the covid-19 societal lockdown is aquarium penguins roaming around freely and when this is all over I for one welcome them as our new overlords

[vince @VinnyViper]

The corona virus happened because we stopped watching that one video of Casey Frey