Fiona

I love haters

[Fiona @figleewater]

When my boss needs a good laugh he asks me if we can look @ my prom pics

[Fiona @figleewater]

I honestly love being a damsel in distress

[Fiona @figleewater]

Why do men scream when they’re talking to each other in public places?

[Fiona @figleewater]

Tiktok started reading my mind 😣

[Fiona @figleewater]

Sitting up straight is exhausting

[Fiona @figleewater]

Where are all my skin care girlies who get in bed and watch a TikTok and start sobbing and then your eyes burn the whole night?

[Fiona @figleewater]

People lining up to board a plane before it starts boarding gives me the ick. I will be the last one on the plane.

[Noble. @tronchub]

Did Will Smith just smack Chris Rock?

[Fiona @figleewater]

If a rap song doesn’t make you crack up it’s not a banger

[Fiona @figleewater]

Having sex with men is so embarrassing

[Fiona @figleewater]

Remember when texts were not unlimited? #hardtimes

[Fiona @figleewater]

Leave it to a toxic ex to email you when they are blocked.

[Fiona @figleewater]

I swallowed listerine on accident & that shit hurted 🥴

[Joe Gunn @joegunn]

“Bowls of cigarettes” are three words that will never leave me

[Fiona @figleewater]

Paralyzed a man with sex and HE dumped ME? Grow up.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

The worst thing ever is takin a shower and having to shit right after.

[Vanessa @NessaDeex]

Brings out men that have been a threat to multiple women… for an album dedicated to his mother. Okay.

[Fiona @figleewater]

I miss fidget spinners

[Fiona @figleewater]

I love working downtown again and girls be hating or complimenting my outfits while I stomp around

[I hate it here @Sane_Moses_]

If it’s a free trial then why am I entering my card details?

[Fiona @figleewater]

Having the munchies alone is so boring