Dutch Newton

the best rapper alive. slut.

[Dutch Newton @fignewt3]

Hank, why do you make me feel like smoking?

[Dutch Newton @fignewt3]

Is this real life?

[Dutch Newton @fignewt3]

My son will be kicking ass in the nursery. http://t.co/xCwk2dcMqk

[Trenticus @ThexTrentus]

Don't fret guys, there's never any touchdowns in Dearborn. You guys are safe. 🏈🏈🏈

[Dutch Newton @fignewt3]

jrodcaldwell, is this your life up there? http://t.co/enN9jM4nYz

[Dutch Newton @fignewt3]

Only Optimus Prime could control dino-transformers.

[Dutch Newton @fignewt3]

The last photo with him as my rabbit. http://t.co/n4zpzaUrlw

[Dutch Newton @fignewt3]

My hero. The first Dee. My grandpa. http://t.co/lZSIGgEKlk

[Dutch Newton @fignewt3]

I'm going to miss that rabbit. :(

[Dutch Newton @fignewt3]

@nicdouche pizza and porn?

[Dutch Newton @fignewt3]

@MarkoftheBuzz get some Story of the Year or Taking Back Sunday in.

[Dutch Newton @fignewt3]

Sometimes you have to improvise. Especially when it aint your tool. http://t.co/MMJeEyUdZJ

[Dutch Newton @fignewt3]

Gotta make that money. Why not start at 5:30?

[Dutch Newton @fignewt3]

I work 5 days a week. Sometimes 6. I spent all weekend trying to fix my truck and had a friend help me cause nobody else could.

[Dutch Newton @fignewt3]

Look at what's running now. http://t.co/NP9c7RZAWu

[𝓣𝓸𝓻𝔂𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 @MermaidKissess]

Overthinking will be the death of me.

[Dutch Newton @fignewt3]

Another long night in a place I don't want to be.

[Dutch Newton @fignewt3]

"We're going to fight cause you didn't introduce me to your family at a baby shower!!!!" That's really mature for a soon to be grandma.

[Dutch Newton @fignewt3]

Fuck you.