𝑀𝐼𝐾𝐸．

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[𝑀𝐼𝐾𝐸． @FiguredYaOut]

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𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 𝐊𝐑𝐎𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐑
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❑ Older brother of @DrugMySystem.
❑ New to the portrayal of Mike.
❑ Side project to @DevilPlayedYou.
❑ MC ⋰ SS ⋰ EC.

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[𝑀𝐼𝐾𝐸． @FiguredYaOut]

Uh huh.

[���𝐡𝐚𝐝. @DrugMySystem]

Thank you, bub.

[𝑀𝐼𝐾𝐸． @FiguredYaOut]

Happy for you, man.

[𝑀𝐼𝐾𝐸． @FiguredYaOut]

Oh, congrats. Chad finally tied the knot?

[𝑷𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒍 ˎˊ˗ @VIOLENTINVOGUE]

Hope you wanted a little sister.

[𝑀𝐼𝐾𝐸． @FiguredYaOut]

Who got married?

[𝑀𝐼𝐾𝐸． @FiguredYaOut]

@netflix, @hulu, get a load of this.

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐝. @DrugMySystem]

At least until I kick the bucket. Endless seasons incoming with my lady.

[𝑀𝐼𝐾𝐸． @FiguredYaOut]

Interesting. Any season renewals? 😂

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐝. @DrugMySystem]

Two puppies (on top of the two we already have). Engaged. And that’s what you missed on this episode of Keeping Up With the Kroegers.

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐝. @DrugMySystem]

✎ Chad Kroeger——!!

☠︎︎ ︎ Canadian legend.
Sex enthusiast. Nickelback.
Chronic yapper. Cocky asshole.
18+ only—!! NSFW content.

**NOT affiliated with Chad Kroeger. ☠︎︎

[𝑷𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒍 ˎˊ˗ @VIOLENTINVOGUE]

Just wanna say thank you to everyone who has congratulated both @DrugMySystem and I on our engagement.

We cannot express enough how thankful we are for the support and sweet messages. Truly means the world to us. 🫶🏼🖤🫶🏼

[𝑀𝐼𝐾𝐸． @FiguredYaOut]

Can’t even keep up with how many dogs that my brother and his woman have.

What else have I missed?

[𝑀𝐼𝐾𝐸． @FiguredYaOut]

Oh? Awesome.

[𝑷𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒍 ˎˊ˗ @VIOLENTINVOGUE]

Lucky for you? Chadley brings us on tour.

[𝑀𝐼𝐾𝐸． @FiguredYaOut]

First thing on my bucket list!

[𝑷𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒍 ˎˊ˗ @VIOLENTINVOGUE]

Absolutely! And our other two Goldens.

[𝕮𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖚𝖕𝖙 🖤⛓️🚬🔪 @yourcorruptbf]

🖤

[𝑀𝐼𝐾𝐸． @FiguredYaOut]

Gonna have to see the l’il guy, soon.

[𝑷𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒍 ˎˊ˗ @VIOLENTINVOGUE]

⊹🐾 𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝙱𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚝 𝙺𝚛𝚘𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚛! ⊹ 𐂯

[𝑀𝐼𝐾𝐸． @FiguredYaOut]

Strumming his guitar, while idling around.

[𝑀𝐼𝐾𝐸． @FiguredYaOut]

It’s confirmed, kids. Chad is /really/ Patchy the Pirate. He’s fooled you all.

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐝. @DrugMySystem]

Just saw someone’s comment saying that when they were a kid and their parents would play Nickelback, they’d always picture Patchy the Pirate in their head from SpongeBob because they didn’t know what I looked like.

[𝑀𝐼𝐾𝐸． @FiguredYaOut]

Long time ago.

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐝. @DrugMySystem]

Curb will be 30 in 2026.